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TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…”
Remember: After the first one, the rest are free.

June 06, 2017, 02:49 PM

Rey HRH

Would rather face a tornado than the tempest of a woman who's to-do list was scorned.

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.

"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra

June 06, 2017, 05:13 PM

45 Cal

Some guys will go in harms way to get away from a nagging wife.
Poor guy in my hood gets on his mower about three times a week for this very reason.
Been so dry till last week he caused lots of dust,his grass is dead!

I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.

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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis

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“Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?” Sergeant Major Dan Daly (USMC)

June 06, 2017, 10:14 PM

Sigmanic

"I'm fine, that tornado is waayyy over there!", said Mr. No Depth Perception.

Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.

June 07, 2017, 02:03 PM

bendable

It's AJAX ! laundry detergent, it's stronger than dirt !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDhBxFBxwI

Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.

Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first

July 01, 2022, 05:13 PM

wrightd

quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
When possible death is a better alternative to being nagged about a half mowed lawn

That's a good point. It was probably a Sharknado anyway. Ooops, that would be worse.

Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster

July 01, 2022, 05:14 PM

wrightd

quote:
Originally posted by at-home-daddy:
Ever the perfectionist, when Bill heard his wife say that Tom Nado was coming, he just wanted his yard to look nice for Tom.

We have a winner. Excellent. Reminds me of a Far Side funny.

Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster

July 01, 2022, 05:33 PM

bendable

Jethro Gibbs things that suck list:
#5 Mowing
#4 mowing blind
#3 mowing in a yard w/ trees
#2 mowing after work
#1 mowing with sirens blaring

Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.

Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first

July 01, 2022, 06:01 PM

Prefontaine

I’m a millennial. You know how we do it. We’ll risk anything for a social media selfie pic!

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone

July 01, 2022, 07:53 PM

architect

After I finish cutting the grass, maybe I should paint the fence.

If you live in Kansas, don't marry a woman named Dorothy.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

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Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet . . .