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June 06, 2017, 08:03 AM
Ripley
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Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
June 06, 2017, 08:13 AM
OneWheelDrive
Yeah, it might kill me, but I don't need to bag the clippings.


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Ultron: "You're unbearably naive."
Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
June 06, 2017, 08:13 AM
BigSwede
Tornado schmornado



June 06, 2017, 08:31 AM
V-Tail
Gonna get the grass cut, come hell or high water.



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
June 06, 2017, 08:34 AM
RichardC
No sharks, no worries.


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June 06, 2017, 08:35 AM
Steve 22X
Be a lot harder to cut once it's wet.


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Regards, Steve
The anticipation is often greater than the actual reward
June 06, 2017, 08:38 AM
ugeesta
Is it me or does it look like the hand of God is putting out a cigar on the ground?




We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
June 06, 2017, 08:44 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
Yes, Dear.



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
June 06, 2017, 08:49 AM
TXJIM
Yard work blows.


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“I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.”
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June 06, 2017, 08:51 AM
Deqlyn
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
No sharks, no worries.


this is easy, last week was a squirrelcane and a raccoon-typhoon



What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin

Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke
June 06, 2017, 08:58 AM
CQB60
If Nero could fiddled while Rome burned, I can mow while my town gets sucked


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
June 06, 2017, 09:15 AM
h2oys
Dumb Shit!
June 06, 2017, 09:21 AM
cslinger
"If I go back inside she is just going to keep nagging and nagging and nagging.....just keep mowing the grass Bob just keep mowing the grass."


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
June 06, 2017, 09:24 AM
tatortodd
When possible death is a better alternative to being nagged about a half mowed lawn



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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June 06, 2017, 10:55 AM
MPB
Wife says I need to get the lawn mowed. So....
June 06, 2017, 10:57 AM
at-home-daddy
Ever the perfectionist, when Bill heard his wife say that Tom Nado was coming, he just wanted his yard to look nice for Tom.
June 06, 2017, 12:03 PM
bobtheelf
I wonder if he notices he's about to walk in to a tree?
June 06, 2017, 12:54 PM
dog44
I hope it doesn't start raining before I finish.
June 06, 2017, 02:12 PM
Sportshooter
Situational awareness has a special meaning in Kansas.
June 06, 2017, 02:13 PM
sigmonkey
Reaping a whirlwind.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!