June 06, 2017, 08:03 AM
RipleyCaption this
Backstory
HERE
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. June 06, 2017, 08:13 AM
OneWheelDriveYeah, it might kill me, but I don't need to bag the clippings.
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Ultron: "You're unbearably naive."
Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
June 06, 2017, 08:13 AM
BigSwedeTornado schmornado
June 06, 2017, 08:31 AM
V-TailGonna get the grass cut, come hell or high water.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים June 06, 2017, 08:34 AM
RichardCNo sharks, no worries.
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June 06, 2017, 08:35 AM
Steve 22XBe a lot harder to cut once it's wet.
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Regards, Steve
The anticipation is often greater than the actual reward
June 06, 2017, 08:38 AM
ugeestaIs it me or does it look like the hand of God is putting out a cigar on the ground?
We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye
Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
June 06, 2017, 08:44 AM
two-two-niner-romeoYes, Dear.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
June 06, 2017, 08:49 AM
TXJIMYard work blows.
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“I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.”
― John Wayne
June 06, 2017, 08:51 AM
Deqlynquote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
No sharks, no worries.
this is easy, last week was a squirrelcane and a raccoon-typhoon
What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin
Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke June 06, 2017, 08:58 AM
CQB60If Nero could fiddled while Rome burned, I can mow while my town gets sucked
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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
June 06, 2017, 09:15 AM
h2oysDumb Shit!
June 06, 2017, 09:21 AM
cslinger"If I go back inside she is just going to keep nagging and nagging and nagging.....just keep mowing the grass Bob just keep mowing the grass."
Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
June 06, 2017, 09:24 AM
tatortoddWhen possible death is a better alternative to being nagged about a half mowed lawn
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. June 06, 2017, 10:55 AM
MPBWife says I need to get the lawn mowed. So....
June 06, 2017, 10:57 AM
at-home-daddyEver the perfectionist, when Bill heard his wife say that Tom Nado was coming, he just wanted his yard to look nice for Tom.
June 06, 2017, 12:03 PM
bobtheelfI wonder if he notices he's about to walk in to a tree?
June 06, 2017, 12:54 PM
dog44I hope it doesn't start raining before I finish.
June 06, 2017, 02:12 PM
SportshooterSituational awareness has a special meaning in Kansas.
June 06, 2017, 02:13 PM
sigmonkeyReaping a whirlwind.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!