A letter to my boss

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief, and a large staff to assist me.

Having 3 to 4 months off per year, and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year's salary death bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases until she or he dies along with a health plan that most people can only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12 to 18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.
In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status.

Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter.

I can, and I will do this.

Sincerely,
Every Member of congress running for re-election

And yet, the stupid bosses continue to re-hire them.

For about the first half of your post, I figured you were talking about teachers.

Good post.

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Originally posted by 12131:
And yet, the stupid bosses continue to re-hire them.

As POGO once said: We have met the enemy and he is us.