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Set out once to become the world's greatest procrastinator, but never got around to it |
I used to enjoy Carson's bits with Carnac. With thanks and attribution to Carson for the character, I've made up a few of my own: The Response: Three Mile Island, John Wayne, and Nancy Pelosi The Request: Name a Nuke, a Duke, and a Kook. The response: Kim Jong Un, Duroc, and Stephen Colbert The Request: Name a Nork, a Pork, and a Dork All others welcome!  ___________________________________________ The annual soothsayers and fortunetellers conference has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances. | ||
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The response: Siss, boom, bah. The request: The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.  God bless America. | |||
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| Move Up or Move Over |
Not sure but I think that is cheating. However, I about coughed my stomach up when he did that one... | |||
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I love Carson but Carnac was my least favorite schtick he did. "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
My favorite: The response: "On top of Old Smokey" The request: "Where Yogi Bear came home to find his wife" | |||
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| Green grass and high tides |
 "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
This is a Carnac one I remember. Response: Yasser Arafat, Yasser Arafat And Carnac flips over a picture of...  (not this pic, but you get it) Gee I wonder why I remember that one. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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The only one I remember was: Answer: Chicken Teryaki Question: Name the only surviving Kamikaze pilot I would go to bed before Carson came on but my friend would stay up to watch. If Johnny did Carnac my friend would call and wake me up so I could watch. ____ I'm filled with gratitude for the blessings I've received. | |||
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I laughed at loud at that one!!! | |||
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His interaction with Ed McMahon made it even more funny . | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Answer: A first baseman's glove, a fielder's glove, a single, a double and Dolly Parton. Question: Name a pair of mitts, a pair of hits and a country/western singer. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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