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Now and Zen |
Then you have never read the book ‘Death in Yellowstone; Accidents and Foolhardiness in First National Park’. You almost wouldn’t believe the things people do with the wildlife in the Park. ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Psst... He is a retired ranger. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Now and Zen |
Well, then, he may be quite familiar with the book.  ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
A retired ranger whose district was in the heart of the Greater Yellowstone Area _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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Fortified with Sleestak |
Being tired of the man cubs shit, Ol' Baloo decided he'd had enough. I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown | |||
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| No double standards |
Some years ago while hiking on the Island of Maui we saw a sign something like "Don't jump off the rock into the water". On the bottom of the sign was "big sharks and rocks right under the surface". "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
Thanks for clarifying. I was wondering what type of Ranger: New York Ranger? Texas Ranger? Army Ranger?  You should write a book. We'd probably think it was fiction, though. _____________ | |||
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| Drill Here, Drill Now |
A Ron White comedy bit applies here. "I just thought it'd be funny that at any point in this guy's life his father like my father said, 'You're never going to be shit.'" "Well you're wrong papa! Tomorrow morning when this bear pushes me through his bowels I'm going to become a steaming pile of bear shit. I hope you're proud Daddy!" Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMWndnqyFE Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Political Cynic |
apparently you can fix stupid [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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| Just because you can, doesn't mean you should |
Got out of his car to relieve himself then took a selfie with a bear. I’m guessing alcohol may have been involved. ___________________________ Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible. | |||
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Age Quod Agis |
(Takes little, weathered, brown leather bound notebook from pocket; fumbles pen out of another pocket; gently licks tip, and writes...) "Memo to Self: Don't take selfies with bears, they don't react well." (...tucks pen into pocket; closes notebook while slipping it into other pocket, and continues on life's journey.) "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
 Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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On the way home from a wedding....I'm guessing you're right. | |||
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| Wait, what? |
The species does a wonderful job of self regulating. This could easily have been something you saw in a Far Side comic... “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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The bear's okay, but said, while he likes Indian cuisine, the spiciness upsets his stomach. . | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
I know... right? He was close to getting away.... a slight distraction, throwing something, swinging something, might have been enough for the guy to escape. They just stood there, and filmed it? I guess they didn't like the guy much. "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Bear's gonna bear... ________________________ Sic transit gloria mundi Canadian Coast Guard - Retired | |||
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That's a grisly way to die. Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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