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They need to give him one of those "slow / stop" signs and put him or her to work.


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He's a good cone mover but bearly qualified for the Slow/Stop gig.




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Out for a stroll...Hmmm, this needs fixin'


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More efficient than the Highway Department.





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That was great, smarter than most people.
 
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That's pretty funny. Thanks for posting it Smile



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No PPE whatsoever. Just used its bear hands.



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Safety first!
 
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I guess I'm not the only one who's a fan of VLC player.
 
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Get that bear a safety vest and put him to work, he's hired.




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More efficient than the Highway Department.


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"Hello Mr. George, how much you pay for the, the new guy? 20 bucks, no, to much money. He's no good."





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That’ll do, bear. That’ll do.


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