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My Annual Surprise Visit To HR Is Upon Me
December 02, 2024, 08:00 AM
Mars_AttacksMy Annual Surprise Visit To HR Is Upon Me
I keep explaining they're just Christmas decorations.
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December 02, 2024, 08:10 AM
CPD SIGTell them they are drug mules
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December 02, 2024, 08:25 AM
chbibcThey look like some sort of mammal from the Ice Age, long extinct. Tell HR you're a big fan of the Cenozoic Period.
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December 02, 2024, 08:32 AM
sig 226They identify as reindeer...
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December 02, 2024, 08:35 AM
egregore
Camels bearing frankincense? There's a vague resemblance.
December 02, 2024, 08:37 AM
BroadsideTo me, they look like camels (i.e., Three Wise Men) with some winter holiday embellishment or trim. Am I missing something?
December 02, 2024, 08:39 AM
newtoSig765^^^^^
School boards run by pagans?
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December 02, 2024, 08:51 AM
Sig2340Dragons?
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 02, 2024, 08:53 AM
architectI guess I'm glad that I'm not the only one who doesn't "get it." Why would HR be interested in a couple of donkeys?
December 02, 2024, 08:55 AM
arfmelAsses with mistletoe on top, maybe.
“Kiss my ass”
December 02, 2024, 12:26 PM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
I keep explaining they're just Christmas decorations.
Just what are they implying?
December 02, 2024, 12:32 PM
Mars_AttacksThey're camels.......
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December 02, 2024, 02:18 PM
Expert308^^^^^^
For "camel jockeys" to ride. Some woke HR dweeb will see an implied insult to arabs there.
December 02, 2024, 02:20 PM
BigSwedeAhh, Camel Toe
December 02, 2024, 02:25 PM
whanson_wiNot joking... where did you get them?
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December 02, 2024, 02:43 PM
V-TailI don't understand. Does your HR department have a problem with your camels?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים December 02, 2024, 02:47 PM
ArtieSMule...
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
December 02, 2024, 03:52 PM
Mars_Attacksquote:
Originally posted by whanson_wi:
Not joking... where did you get them?
I found the little leather camels at a yard sale in some Christmas decorations and got the fake mistletoe from the Dollar Tree and glued it on them.
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December 02, 2024, 03:53 PM
Mars_Attacksquote:
Originally posted by BigSwede:
Ahh, Camel Toe
We have a winner.
Where do you kiss?
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December 02, 2024, 05:06 PM
BigSwedeUsually a female, all over and in GA