April 05, 2017, 01:19 PM
HRKCaption this....
April 05, 2017, 01:25 PM
archermanThe last words, anyone ever heard from Harold.
Hold my beer, and watch this...
Archerman
April 05, 2017, 01:26 PM
tatortoddLean left young man
Minutes after removing the training wheels
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. April 05, 2017, 01:30 PM
bendableten o clock and two o clock
TEN O CLOCK AND TWO O CLOCK !
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
April 05, 2017, 01:32 PM
architectSteer
into the skid!
April 05, 2017, 01:41 PM
nasigof course i can slalom the markers on two wheels
April 05, 2017, 01:56 PM
KrazeehorseWish this was left hand drive.
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
April 05, 2017, 02:05 PM
brywardsDisney unveils "Mr. Toad's
Wilder Ride"
April 05, 2017, 02:13 PM
ffipsChitty Chitty oooohhh shiiiitt!
April 05, 2017, 02:13 PM
PHPaul"Go ahead and race your half-million dollar antique Bugatti, they said. It'll be fun, they said."
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 05, 2017, 02:18 PM
sig226fanI got this!
Oh, OH! OPE? NOPE! Don't got it!
It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest. April 05, 2017, 02:18 PM
heisrizn"They see me rollin' they hate'in....."
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P229 Stainless Elite
P320 X-Five Legion
P320 X-Carry
April 05, 2017, 02:20 PM
BamaJeepster"Blimey, this is quite the sticky wicket!"
<I'd like to know the rest of the story. I wonder if he survived that?>
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams April 05, 2017, 02:42 PM
SIGnified<Robert Duvall> "Those tires are matched perfect and staggered special."</Robert Duvall>
quote:
Harry Hogge: [Cole is cursing on the radio after a bad pit stop] Hold it while we're on the air.
Cole Trickle: I come into the pits, I was in first place, now I am in third with two laps to go!
Harry Hogge: Cole, you're in third place, that's a respectable position. Now when they slow down for turn four, I want you to pass them on the outside.
Cole Trickle: Harry, you told me nobody passes on the outside in turn four!
Harry Hogge: Well now, I'm telling you different. If you go to the outside, you can hold it.
Tim Daland: He's gonna end up in the wall Harry!
Harry Hogge: Cole, the pace car is ready to duck on off, I don't have much time to tell you this.
Cole Trickle: Well, tell me how?
Harry Hogge: Because we have a really good set of matched tires on it.
Tim Daland: What?
Cole Trickle: What?
Harry Hogge: Those tires are matched perfect and staggered special.
Tim Daland: You're gonna get him killed!
Harry Hogge: The pace car is getting ready to duck on off. If you go to the outside, you CAN hold it.
Cole Trickle: All right Harry, when it comes to the car, I'll take your word.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein April 05, 2017, 02:46 PM
45 CalLack of skill on a high dollar machine
April 05, 2017, 02:51 PM
95flhr Ohhhhh SHIT
“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”
― Ronald Reagan
Retired old fart
April 05, 2017, 02:54 PM
stickman428"It was at this moment that Nigel realized he had fucked up"
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The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance
April 05, 2017, 03:08 PM
Balzé Halzé"I'm gonna catch that sucker, if it's the last thing I ever do..."
~Alan
Acta Non Verba
NRA Life Member (Patron)
God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
April 05, 2017, 03:15 PM
zoom6zoomrare photo of the Duke boy's great great grandpappy.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. April 05, 2017, 03:46 PM
dgshooterWhat happens when centripetal force is greater than friction.