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As a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu this makes me re-think my training, lol.
 
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Pretty funny.

This video always makes me chuckle, but it's actually decent advice for a brown bear attack (not very good advice for a black bear attack since they are much less likely to bluff charge).


Link to original video: https://youtu.be/JJAVe57yH-o



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Pepper spray my ass. Short, powerful rifle.
 
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Pepper spray my ass. Short, powerful rifle.
My buddy has this - a revolver chambered in .45-70. I haven't shot it, but he assures me it makes my .454 Casull seem tame Eek



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https://youtu.be/aMUOBBuPyXQ
How to take salmon from a bear


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How to take salmon from a bear
yes. I saw that video years ago. It is as funny now as it was then. Thanks for posting!!!


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"A bear would have a tough time catching me as it'd be knee deep in shit."

An old line courtesy of my dad. Smile
 
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This thread just had me watching 30 minutes of bear attacks on youtube.
 
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Pepper spray my ass. Short, powerful rifle.
My buddy has this - a revolver chambered in .45-70. I haven't shot it, but he assures me it makes my .454 Casull seem tame Eek


The Magnum Research BFR? I actually thought the .454 hurt more. The key was to let your elbow roll upward. Smile


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The key was to let your elbow roll upward.


Without the pistol smacking you in the face!!! Big Grin
 
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How to survive a bear attack on a group.

1. Out run at least one person.
2. If you can't outrun another member of the group, trip one of them.





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How to survive a bear attack on a group.

1. Out run at least one person.
2. If you can't outrun another member of the group, trip one of them.
I like hiking in a large group in bear country because all I have to carry is my S&W 617 Wink



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Back when we were diving a lot people would ask about the knives in our scuba equipment. We told them they were for shark attacks. Cut your buddy and swim like hell.


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The Bearmageddon website those came from is pretty entertaining, too.


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