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Caption this with apologies
December 06, 2017, 08:19 AM
RipleyCaption this with apologies
Resistmas
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. December 06, 2017, 08:20 AM
arfmel"Lucifer's bride"
December 06, 2017, 08:21 AM
lymanAngel of Death
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December 06, 2017, 08:21 AM
parabellumBatteries available from the Clinton Foundation for only 32,000 dollars.
December 06, 2017, 08:30 AM
Deqlynpara wins
What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin
Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke December 06, 2017, 08:34 AM
jehzsaJust what I figured...
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Knowing more by accident than on purpose.
December 06, 2017, 08:56 AM
YooperSigsEvery time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
December 06, 2017, 09:22 AM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Every time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
December 06, 2017, 09:32 AM
PerceptionI would love to get one of those and slap it on my brother's Christmas tree while he isn't looking. He would flip his shit. The ensuing entertainment might even be worth the $80 bucks. I'm ethically opposed to giving $80 to whoever is selling that though, so I guess I'll have to pass.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." December 06, 2017, 09:35 AM
bigeinkcmoNope, nope, so much nope.
December 06, 2017, 09:44 AM
10-7 leoHere we have a variation of a wolf in sheep's clothing..... a devil in angel's clothing.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
If you beat your swords into plowshares, you will become farmers for those who didn't!
Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners-George Carlin December 06, 2017, 09:45 AM
kz1000Merry Bitchmas!
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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
December 06, 2017, 09:50 AM
pbslingerUnbreakable since it comes with a gaggle of secret service agents who will catch it when it falls.
December 06, 2017, 10:37 AM
Texas Bob C.I want the red version with the horns and pitchfork for Halloween.
December 06, 2017, 10:55 AM
OneWheelDriveWhat national treasure did she trade for the wings?
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Ultron: "You're unbearably naive."
Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
December 06, 2017, 10:56 AM
zoom6zoomGet it off there, it's already crapping all over the tree
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. December 06, 2017, 10:56 AM
Sig2340I even have an Old Testament passage in support. A modern translation from the original Hebrew says:
quote:
How you have fallen from heaven, Hillary... You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations!
You said in your heart, 'I will ascend to the heavens; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of Mount Zaphon. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High.'
But you are brought down to the realm of the Deplorable, to the depths of the pit.
Those who see you stare at you, they ponder your fate: 'Is this the criminal who shook the earth and made kingdoms tremble, ... who overthrew its cities and would not let his captives go home?'
And the Deplorable rejoice for it was Trump, who rendered your evil plans asunder.
Or something like that.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
December 06, 2017, 11:11 AM
Lord VaalicIf there is an issue with this product, just don't try and email customer service, they will just delete it
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day December 06, 2017, 11:13 AM
downtownvquote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Every time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.
Every time a bell rings, Huma get her ass chewed out..
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