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A 42-year-old man, arrested in Grand Rapids, has been federally indicted for allegedly threatening to kill the President and Vice President of the United States on social media.

According to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Western District of Michigan, a federal grand jury has charged James Donald Vance Jr. with one count of threatening to kill and injure the President and Vice President, as well as two counts of interstate threatening communication.

The indictment accuses Vance of posting the threats on his Bluesky social media account under the alias “Diaperjdv” on April 1, 2025.

In the posts, he allegedly stated: “If tRump, Vance, or Musk ever come to my city again, they will leave it in a body bag. I will either be shot by a secret service sniper or spend the rest of my life in prison. I’ve only got about 10 years left anyway so I don’t f****ng care either way.”

Vance is also accused of threatening to “murder that stupid f****r” in reference to Donald Trump Jr.’s potential presidential run in 2028, in a reply to another user’s post on Bluesky.

Vance was arrested Wednesday in Grand Rapids on a warrant and has pleaded not guilty to all counts.

He was released on a personal recognizance bond, according to court documents.

The charges carry a potential sentence of up to 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for the threat against the President and Vice President, as well as up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of the interstate threatening communication counts.

The investigation was conducted by the U.S. Secret Service and the Grand Rapids Police Department.

A jury trial has been set for August 5th at the Federal Building in Kalamazoo.

toss the key. idiot.

Here I was expecting this to be a Babylon Bee article. Can't make this stuff up!

Bet that reporter was falling over himself rushing to publish the article with that title.

Blue Sky is not X, despite what the usual suspects would have us believe.

The number of threats directed towards the President and Vice President is astronomical. The Secret Service has to investigate each and every one. Back when we had large state psychiatric hospitals an advance team interviewed any patient that might be a threat. The agents learned a lot about psychosis and paranoid behavior. The demand was often locking the patient down until the President left.

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pleaded not guilty to all counts.

What? Didn't he say:

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I will either be shot by a secret service sniper or spend the rest of my life in prison. I’ve only got about 10 years left anyway so I don’t f****ng care either way.

What happened there big guy?

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Originally posted by 12131:
Bet that reporter was falling over himself rushing to publish the article with that title.

There was an even better headline after a patient a state hospital for the criminally insane raped a nurse and escaped. The headline was "Nut, screws, bolts."

As for JD Vance wanting to kill JD Vance, well you only need note his Blooski handle: Daiperjdv. Says it all.

I was expecting a Babylon Bee link when I opened this thread…

Maybe he's inside his own head.

You know: Malkovich, Malkovich.