Judging from all the holes in his pants I think he's done that a few times already.
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January 05, 2025, 02:38 AM
Prefontaine
“White people dis and dat”
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
January 05, 2025, 06:34 AM
gearhounds
A Mensa candidate, obviously. Reckless carry, reckless gun handling, etc. Must be whitey’s fault.
“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown
January 05, 2025, 06:37 AM
Quattro15
Holy....
--------------------------- “Reason, or the ratio of all we have already known, is not the same that it shall be when we know more.” — William Blake
January 05, 2025, 08:39 AM
hooch
They need closed captioning for me to follow what the hell their saying.
January 05, 2025, 08:47 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
"Oh, stewardess! I speak jive...."
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
January 05, 2025, 09:29 AM
darthfuster
That’s some retard erudition right there.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
January 05, 2025, 10:12 AM
911Boss
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
January 05, 2025, 10:22 AM
LoungeChair
I cannot make any sense from what they are saying. I get a word here and there, but they don’t string into a coherent thought. They are totally incomprehensible.
-Loungechair
January 05, 2025, 10:24 AM
911Boss
Only thing I understood was “gotz to make it home”
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
January 05, 2025, 11:05 AM
Patrick-SP2022
The befuddled look tells me all I need to know.
January 05, 2025, 11:39 AM
flesheatingvirus
Too bad he already reproduced.
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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
January 05, 2025, 12:09 PM
rat2306
Rule #1 for safe pocket carry: Never play pocket pool when you are carrying in your pocket. Holstered or not.
January 05, 2025, 12:16 PM
YooperSigs
And where does our pistolero live? I want to know so I can avoid it!
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
January 05, 2025, 06:28 PM
4MUL8R
The freedom to upload videos has resulted in a myriad of utterly ridiculous, banal, and self-aggrandizing behaviors.
We could trace this back to MTV in its original day, with produced videos designed to shock and awe the viewers.
Now anyone can purchase equipment and create a studio, and Meta et al can provide an outlet for a small fee.
If only we could go back in time and stop the internet.
------- Trying to simplify my life...
January 05, 2025, 06:41 PM
whanson_wi
Perhaps the most amazing part is that no-one thought to edit that out before uploading...
=== I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
January 05, 2025, 07:24 PM
hberttmank
What language were they speaking?
"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock "If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley
January 06, 2025, 08:28 PM
fischtown7
quote:
Originally posted by hberttmank: What language were they speaking?
It is a sub dialect of English, first you have to smoke about 2 blunts and then drink a 6 pack of malt to understand or speak it.
