Wait until you see modern day America!

I just finished my cup of hot snow in the train station disguised as a European country.

Seems legit.

Whenever we want to be sarcastic we talk in the North Korean news lady’s accent. You know she tried to retire and her replacement wasn’t good enough so they made her come back.

I had to stop when they showed the homeless fat dude and described him as a former republican candidate from Oregon.... I was laughing too hard and almost spilled my coffee... made with tap water not snow....

and what is wrong with making coffee from snow? of which "we have lots of?" It has to be a joke....

"These telephones no longer work, there is no one to call."

But the birds taste good. Last night we had Mockingbird soup, boiled in Snow water. We were lucky because there are so few birds left.

This was an old satire piece, and absolutely hilarious. The best part is about the birds being eaten in Tuesday haha.

The ironic part is that lots of people in N. Korea wouldn't be able to watch this on tv because they have power outages all the time, while all the statues of the Kims have to be floodlight during nighttime hours.

If you want to read some fascinating books on NK, check out Aquariums of Pyongyang, Escape from Camp 14 and Nothing to Envy. They are pretty riveting.

I call foul. They mention drug addicts and homosexuals, but nothing about transgenders. Perhaps they have a shortage of the latter in North Korea, and they don't know what they are?

Ridiculous propaganda. My wife and I drink our snow from fine china.

Some of y'all haven't had your cup of melted show this morning.

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Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Some of y'all haven't had your cup of melted show this morning.

Oh no, I'm savoring it right now. Looking forward most eagerly to my evening meal of sparrow feet boiled in brown snow.

^^^^^^^^^
I just found out I am owed a daily cup of Snow Coffee...Where do I go to get that? The Starbucks tent? Or the fat-guy Oregon GOP candidate?

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Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Some of y'all haven't had your cup of melted show this morning.

I'm so poor I don't even have snow.

No rooves, no birds to eat, only snow. And no walls, either. Just homeless homosexuals, thankful for donations from the Democratic People's Republik of North Korea.

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Originally posted by Blume9mm:
I was laughing too hard and almost spilled my coffee... made with tap water not snow....

You sure it wasn't coffee donated by the Democratic People's Republik of North Korea?

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Originally posted by gearhounds:
This was an old satire piece, and absolutely hilarious. The best part is about the birds being eaten in Tuesday haha.

They are yummy.

Mars, you owe me a cup of coffee for making me spit mine all over!
That was great.