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September 23, 2026, 02:51 AM

12131

Let me tell y’all about the wonderful drug Ozempic.

September 23, 2026, 03:35 AM

ss9961

Yes, eating me would feed your village for a month…BUT I could also be useful as a doctor!

September 23, 2026, 06:11 AM

hjs157

"We need to flatten the curve."

September 23, 2026, 06:43 AM

Patriot

I live in a van down by the river.

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September 23, 2026, 07:06 AM

trapper189

All this for a Coke bottle.

September 23, 2026, 07:21 AM

benny6

Have you considered processed foods, carbs and ultra-refined seed oils?

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September 23, 2026, 07:26 AM

Calif Phil

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do

September 23, 2026, 07:44 AM

V-Tail

It was this big, but it got away.

September 23, 2026, 07:54 AM

Tuckerrnr1

quote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
All this for a Coke bottle.

You and the gods must be crazy.

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September 23, 2026, 08:28 AM

Captain Morgan

"Let me tell you about this race I was in with Farrah Faucette..."

Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin

September 23, 2026, 09:44 AM

tatortodd

The Bill Gates Foundation will give you $10 for every person you get to take this vaccine

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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September 23, 2026, 10:20 AM

Gregbug

You put da lime in da coconut...

September 23, 2026, 10:33 AM

konata88

You need a healthy lifestyle. Don't eat junk food from convenience stores. Eat natural foods. Drink lots of water. Walk or run often, at least 10K steps per day. But try to avoid getting too much sunshine, especially without wearing sunscreen. And don't just sit around watching TV all day.

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September 23, 2026, 10:40 AM

Mr. Peteroniman

amka kana!

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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
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September 23, 2026, 11:25 AM

BigSwede

Bumblebee Tuna

September 23, 2026, 12:09 PM

egregore

quote:
Originally posted by benny6:
Have you considered processed foods, carbs and ultra-refined seed oils?

Those people (Maasai) have lived on a "carnivore" diet for over a millennia. A man's wealth is measured by how many cattle he has, as well as wives and children.

September 23, 2026, 12:17 PM

Cookster

“A little privacy, please! I am trying to take a shit!!”

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September 23, 2026, 01:12 PM

TMats

Tell us more about living a healthy lifestyle, oh wise doctor.

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despite them

September 23, 2026, 03:31 PM

Lunasee

"I won't taste that good. I have a lot of fat and I just shit my pants."