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Man electrocuted trying to steal electricity...
June 23, 2019, 12:05 PM
bendableMan electrocuted trying to steal electricity...
saw a snip it on the news about a lady who hated her next door neighbor,
she decided that throwing a stick of rags on fire in too his garage would be a good idea.
when the fire was out the police asked her about it .
then the cops saw her own c.c.t.v. cams , under her soffit.
they asked for the video and she said ok,
and there she was , on the video,
soaking the rags on the stick, lighting the rags and throwing them in too the neighbors garage.

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June 23, 2019, 12:24 PM
Texas Bob C.He learned from his new job as a conductor, don't be the path of least resistance.
June 23, 2019, 12:27 PM
0-0Brilliant!
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June 23, 2019, 12:37 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by tacfoley:
Well, at least we now know his current whereabouts. The whole thing was entirely his own volt. Even if he'd been arrested at the time, he would have had no resistance to the charge of theft. Paying a utility company to light up his ohm was the last thing he wanted.

הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים June 23, 2019, 01:01 PM
MG34_DanLet's all meet the late, great, Randall Stephens.
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June 23, 2019, 01:03 PM
YooperSigsLast dude I saw electrocuted had his head inside an industrial refrigerator trying to repair it.
He had a Mini Maglight in his mouth. The flashlight touched a live connection.... The end!
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June 23, 2019, 01:31 PM
kkinaquote:
Originally posted by Av8nShooter:
He wanted to turn his life around.
If only he didn't head off in the wrong direction.
June 23, 2019, 01:34 PM
HayesGreenerquote:
Originally posted by gpbst3:
Did I read it correctly, his head was 2/10th of a mile away from his body? They specifically said skull which I interpret as no flesh. Did an animal get to him or did his head fly off after the big zap?
Somebody's Labrador Retriever was trying to bring it home but couldn't get it through the doggie door...
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June 23, 2019, 02:12 PM
ArtieSquote:
Somebody's Labrador Retriever was trying to bring it home but couldn't get it through the doggie door...
It was wrong of me to laugh at this. Wrong, I say.
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June 23, 2019, 02:24 PM
FredwardCouldn't have been African swallows. They were busy carrying coconuts.
June 23, 2019, 02:31 PM
Chris42Went out with a BANG! Errrr..... pop?
June 23, 2019, 03:00 PM
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June 23, 2019, 03:01 PM
PHPaulBut did he love what he was doing?
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June 23, 2019, 04:22 PM
kramdenquote:
Originally posted by gpbst3:
Did I read it correctly, his head was 2/10th of a mile away from his body? They specifically said skull which I interpret as no flesh. Did an animal get to him or did his head fly off after the big zap?
That's how I read it too. So what exactly happened??
June 23, 2019, 04:24 PM
Ronin1069I was looking for a Florida connection.
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June 23, 2019, 04:31 PM
kkinaquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
But did he love what he was doing?
Well, he wanted to make a switch.
June 23, 2019, 04:33 PM
ZSMICHAELquote:
Well, he wanted to make a switch.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is simply RE VOLTING!
June 23, 2019, 04:36 PM
JimineerSo who gets the ladder in a situation like this?
June 23, 2019, 04:44 PM
GT-40DOCOne thing about it is that he won't try that again!!!
June 23, 2019, 05:41 PM
nasigdidn't recognize the head with shoulders
QUOTE]Originally posted by MG34_Dan:
Let's all meet the late, great, Randall Stephens.

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