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Some people shouldn't own a gun. Or golf clubs either.

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April 25, 2022, 02:51 PM
Ironmike57
Some people shouldn't own a gun. Or golf clubs either.
This happened in my complex. Just a few yards from my apartment.

https://bocapost.com/news/flor...-dog-on-golf-course/
April 25, 2022, 02:55 PM
mojojojo
There's a joke in there about a hole in one I'm sure.


Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
April 25, 2022, 03:01 PM
Ryanp225
This journalist needs to take remedial English or something. What poor writing.
April 25, 2022, 03:39 PM
Sig2340
I bet he wishes he could take a Mulligan on that shot.

And the next.

And the next.

And the next.




Nice is overrated

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April 25, 2022, 03:42 PM
SigSAC
Maybe he can use one of the clubs as a cane to putter about the house while he recovers.
April 25, 2022, 03:43 PM
vinnybass
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
This journalist needs to take remedial English or something. What poor writing.


I read it & I'm still not sure who did what to whom.


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April 25, 2022, 03:51 PM
whanson_wi
Poor writing. You'd think from the teaser-lines that the dog was on the golf course at the time of the shooting. At least the dog didn't get shot.

Yes, I'm generally more sympathetic with dogs than people.


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April 25, 2022, 04:16 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by mojojojo:
There's a joke in there about a hole in one I'm sure.


Par for the course with a 4 round handicap.

I heard the guy used a 9mm iron...



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April 25, 2022, 04:30 PM
Tailhook 84
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey: I heard the guy used a 9mm iron...

The victim lived, so it must have been a 9mm iron. If he'd used a cavity-backed 4.0 or 4.5 he probably would have finished him.



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April 25, 2022, 07:10 PM
RichardC
It was clearly reasonable self defense.

The man was attacked by golf clubs!