Today's Bible Lesson In today’s world with President Trump getting hit daily, a little Bible Lesson might be appropriate. Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).
Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. He did, and filled the boat with fish.
John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."
Origin of Left & Right..I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left". By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen! It surely can't get any simpler than that.
Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American......... I Can The last four letters in Republican........ I Can The last four letters in Democrats....... Rats End of lesson! ..Test to follow on November 6, 2018. Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal. Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.
This was sent to me by my Uncle who is a very good man and a good Christian. Because he tithes every Sunday he had been audited by the IRS because they don't believe anyone actually gives 10% of their income to the church. He has always won the audits.
****************************************************W5SCM "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution" - Abraham Lincoln
"I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go" - Abraham Lincoln
February 21, 2018, 11:15 PM
flashguy
I also tithe 10% to the church, and have documentation to prove it. However, I've never been audited (knock wood). I think it's because I always wait to file my return until 15 Oct and the audit schedule was filled by those who filed earlier.
flashguyThis message has been edited. Last edited by: flashguy,
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
February 21, 2018, 11:21 PM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy: I also tithe 10% to the church, and have documentation to prove it. However, I've never been audited (knock wood). I think it's because I always wait to file my return until 15 Aug and the audit schedule was filled by those who filed earlier.
flashguy
August? You are the early bird. I usually wait till October 15th.
The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC
The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound.
February 21, 2018, 11:33 PM
old rugged cross
God Bless your uncle!
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
February 21, 2018, 11:56 PM
OKCGene
Email sent.
February 22, 2018, 12:09 AM
DMF
Did your message come in the form of a chain email?
___________________________________________ "He was never hindered by any dogma, except the Constitution." - Ty Ross speaking of his grandfather General Barry Goldwater
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want." - William Tecumseh Sherman
February 22, 2018, 12:21 AM
bushpilot
The message was forwarded to me by my Uncle and it was no doubt sent to him by his buds. They are all a bunch of retired pipeliners who have built pipelines all over this nation and the world. A bunch of real stand-up guys.
When I was in college and working my way through, I worked with them and my Father. Usually on the 36" gas lines and we worked 7 days per week, 10 hours a day. That will put hair on you chest.
****************************************************W5SCM "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution" - Abraham Lincoln
"I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go" - Abraham Lincoln
February 22, 2018, 04:37 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy: I also tithe 10% to the church, and have documentation to prove it. However, I've never been audited (knock wood). I think it's because I always wait to file my return until 15 Aug and the audit schedule was filled by those who filed earlier.
flashguy
August? You are the early bird. I usually wait till October 15th.
Sorry. I did mean 15 October, not August. (Original post corrected)
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
February 22, 2018, 06:29 PM
CQB60
all Of life’s answers contained in the good book..
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