TSA Airport Screening Results

Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results.

2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA:
Terrorists Discovered = 0
Transvestites = 133
Hernias = 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172
Enlarged Prostates = 8,249
Breast Implants = 59,350
Natural Blondes = 3

It was also discovered that 1,308 Politicians had no balls...

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Originally posted by walkinghorse:

Terrorists Discovered = 0

This one I believe.

And of course the breast implants and trannies. The others won't show on an XRay.

(Yeah, I know, it's a joke)

I imagine the machines reveal many interesting body piercings.

I worked in a federal jail (Federal Detention Center) in San Francisco. There are no interesting body piercings, at least none I would rather see again. The Marshals brought us a female once I thought was a tranny. The paperwork said male. She refused a strip search, so I (the supervisor) was called. I made her strip as she laughed until she howled. Once I saw the, uh, cavern, I printed off the erroneous form from the DUSM and trotted it out to my car. Sure as shit, when I got back the sex was changed on the computer, someone covered their ass. She never even took it to court, said she hadn't stripped for a man in ten years. Ah, many fun (and not so fun) stories from those days.

No gerbils??