From the Babylon Bee:



DALLAS, TX—While gay conversion therapy has long been thought to be ineffective, there may be a promising new method for converting the gays.

Local gay man Landon Ellison was out protesting a Chick-fil-A in his city Wednesday morning when he got hungry. He looked around to make sure his fellow protestors weren't watching before slipping into the restaurant and ordering a classic chicken sandwich.

"It's probably terrible," he sneered at the cashier, who only smiled and said it was her pleasure to have her place of work insulted. "I'll bet it tastes like HATE!"

But when Ellison's food was served 3 seconds later, something miraculous happened: he took a bite of the sandwich and suddenly found he was no longer attracted to men. The woman who served him the sandwich instantly appeared attractive to him. "How you doin'?" he said, raising his eyebrows suggestively. She told him it was her pleasure to be hit on and walked away.

Ellison emerged from the restaurant in a daze, fell to his knees, and lifted his hands and eyes up to the heavens in praise and thanksgiving for the amazing transformation that had occurred in his life.

Sadly, he was turned back by a Whopper.

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Damn Whopper!

Obviously he was never truly converted, or he'd have ordered a Bacon King, rather than a Whopper

Turned back by a Whopper, and now he prefers Five Guys.

People really protest these places. Pathetic.

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Originally posted by rusbro:
Turned back by a Whopper, and now he prefers Five Guys.

Ok, that was funny..

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Originally posted by 1s1k:

People really protest these places. Pathetic.

It's a joke, yo!

And liberal heads across the country explode after reading this.

Every now and then, I’ll look at fictitious stories like this ‘news’ site for laughs. I still think The Onion is one of the best. Their story on a white shark ride at Sea World was one of their funniest, especially with the line something like “the sharks are the happiest and healthiest they’ve been after the ride started.

Maybe he should try a Filet-O-Fish.

I often protest Chick-Fil-A. I drive right thru and pick up a protest order.

Amusingly the ones in MA always have a ring of cars waiting for the drive-thru, and I'll bet a nickel those aren't all Republicans.

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Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Amusingly the ones in MA always have a ring of cars waiting for the drive-thru, and I'll bet a nickel those aren't all Republicans.

Are there enough Republicans there to even make a line at CFA?

flashguy

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Originally posted by flashguy:

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Originally posted by arcwelder76:
Amusingly the ones in MA always have a ring of cars waiting for the drive-thru, and I'll bet a nickel those aren't all Republicans.

Are there enough Republicans there to even make a line at CFA?

flashguy

Uh, yes. There are a number of MA locations, but all are outside 95. If one opened in say, Brookline, I can only imagine the butthurt.

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Originally posted by jhe888:
Maybe he should try a Filet-O-Fish.

I see what you did there... :-)