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An honest answer, please! This takes less than one minute and is incredibly accurate...well worth the little bit of effort I promise.* This test has only one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely and completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest. THE SITUATION: You are in Miami with chaos all around you caused by a hurricane. There is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. THE TEST: Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life trying not to be taken down with the debris. Your move closer. Somehow the woman looks like...Good Heavens it's Nancy Pelosi. At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under forever. YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS: You can save the life of Nancy Pelosi OR you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the last minutes of one of the world's most powerful women hell-bent on the destruction of the USA. THE QUESTION: Here's the question and please give an honest answer: Would you: A) select high contrast color film, or... B) go with the classic simplicity of black and white. | ||
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Oriental Redneck |
C) I'll shoot a video. Post on YouTube and become filthy rich. Q | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
Don’t forget to yell world star while you’re filming. _____________ | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
Q, I'll have to count on you to edit out any portion of that video that shows me holding her under... "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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thin skin can't win |
For the love, turn phone sideways to landscape mode. You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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Still finding my way |
I'll Kobayashi Maru this one and take option C. Tell Nancy the water is actually vodka. She drinks enough to lower the tide and I save everyone in Miami.  | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
So will you video it in portrait or landscape mode? Will you remember to keep the lens pointed at the event or will have have pictures of the ground, a tree, some sky, your feet and nothing of the actual event...! Be sure to put WATCH THIS TO THE END! in a box on the screen too, makes me really want to view the video! | |||
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Political Cynic |
can just feel the love for the socialists here cantcha?  | |||
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I would be hoping my iPhone would be waterproof enough to catch me swimming out to help her.........UNDER _________________________________________________ "Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton | |||
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Mensch |
Tri X Pan. It's as old as she is. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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You only gave two possible answers - - If you gave(C) whatever I had "loaded" I'd pick (C). Tinynman ______________________________ Stupid people are like glo-sticks. I want to shake the shit out of them till the light comes on | |||
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delicately calloused |
I’d shoot 10mm You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
(c) Point and laugh. I dint see nuffin. | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
I’ll be on the shoreline. Legitimately I can’t swim at all. Can’t even float, I tense up and sink like a rock. Too old to learn now. -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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The correct answer is really C.....throw her an anchor | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
HA!  "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
Who's morality? 美しい犬 | |||
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I’d ask her to hold my favorite cinder block while I go “run” for help. Andrew Duty is the sublimest word in the English Language - Gen Robert E Lee. | |||
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Hand your phone to a buddy make sure it is landscape mode while he films it, make attempt at saving her, but........ at the last moment. Fill in the blank. | |||
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Immediately notify the coast guard and the local rescue squad. Just hope USPS doesn't send my letters by way of Arizona or something, thus wasting my stamps. | |||
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