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Good Morning Sigforum, breakfast is on the smoker....
June 20, 2019, 07:31 AM
HRKGood Morning Sigforum, breakfast is on the smoker....
Bacons on the smoker, won't be long....
June 20, 2019, 07:34 AM
RightwireWow....<drool>
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. June 20, 2019, 07:38 AM
chellim1Mmmm.... smells great!
I'll take a refill on my coffee... and a couple eggs with the bacon.

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HighZonieAdd a side of sunny side up eggs and hash browns.
.... I'll be right there!

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June 20, 2019, 07:58 AM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by HRK:
Bacons on the smoker, won't be long...
You're what, maybe 15 or 20 minutes from my house? I'm on the way.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים June 20, 2019, 08:47 AM
sig operatorI'm sitting here looking at my bowl of Cheerios, and feeling very left out.
June 20, 2019, 09:18 AM
Skins2881I pissed at you and Shugart now, first him with his beautifully weaved bacon and fresh tomatoes, now you with your smoked bacon. If my cholesterol comes in high I'm sticking the doctor on you two.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis June 20, 2019, 09:32 AM
HRKBacons ready....
June 20, 2019, 09:54 AM
GeorgeairHelp me out here - what temp and how long am I smoking my bacon next weekend??? It looks way crispier than I expected, I'm in!
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June 20, 2019, 10:06 AM
molachiYou just made me hungrier than I already was.

June 20, 2019, 11:00 AM
Perceptionquote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
Help me out here - what temp and how long am I smoking my bacon next weekend??? It looks way crispier than I expected, I'm in!
I need to know too. I didn't expect it to come off looking like that, but now I have to do it.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." June 20, 2019, 11:04 AM
David LeeAhhhh slices from Heaven. That is just perfection.
June 20, 2019, 11:13 AM
HRKI smoke/cook it at 275, and the time depends on the cut and amount of bacon, this is Costco's bacon, two packages fits right on the big Traeger.
I'll go 30 minutes and check it for taste and tenderness, I extend it by 10 to 15 depending on the bacon at that exam. I can crank it up to 375 to get it done faster if I want, but part of smoking meat is taking the time to do it right.
Try to catch it when it's about fully firm, don't want to overdo it, pull it off to rest and it will firm right up.
Fits in a super large gallon bag in the fridge for BLT, Salad, On burgers, provided it makes it to then, which is why I cook two packs at a time LOL
June 20, 2019, 11:29 AM
syboOver-easy please for the eggs, and ya got any cold brew Coffee?
June 20, 2019, 11:36 AM
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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. June 20, 2019, 11:46 AM
GeorgeairThanks so much for the details.
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
Fits in a super large gallon bag ......LOL
BWAAHAHAHAA - put some in a bag. That's rich!!!

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June 20, 2019, 12:00 PM
Perceptionquote:
Originally posted by HRK:
I smoke/cook it at 275, and the time depends on the cut and amount of bacon, this is Costco's bacon, two packages fits right on the big Traeger.
I'll go 30 minutes and check it for taste and tenderness, I extend it by 10 to 15 depending on the bacon at that exam. I can crank it up to 375 to get it done faster if I want, but part of smoking meat is taking the time to do it right.
Try to catch it when it's about fully firm, don't want to overdo it, pull it off to rest and it will firm right up.
Fits in a super large gallon bag in the fridge for BLT, Salad, On burgers, provided it makes it to then, which is why I cook two packs at a time LOL
Thank you. I will be doing that this weekend, if not this evening.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." June 20, 2019, 01:23 PM
rsboloHRK if you aren't too far from V-Tail, I should be able to drive around with my windows down and find you!
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June 20, 2019, 01:23 PM
bald1I just had a late breakfast but those images easily motivate me to act as though I'm very hungry and go fry up some BACON!

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June 20, 2019, 07:49 PM
hvyhawlerLooks like a plan for my 4th of July breakfast....