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always with a hat or sunscreen |
It's just before Christmas and bendable and his wife are downtown trying to finish up their shopping, when bendable's wife notices he has disappeared. They still have several stops to make, so she takes out her cell phone to find out where he's wandered off to. "Where are you?", the wife asks, "You know we still have a lot to do." Bendable answers back, "You remember that jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace, and I couldn't afford it then, but I told you someday when I could, and I'd come back and get it for you?" Already choking up, the wife now has little tears starting to inch down her cheeks. "Yes I do remember that shop," she says. "I'm in the gun shop next door." ================================================ You always manage to crack me up, so a little payback is in order!  Merry Christmas!Your picture posted in Jesse's soap karma thread.  Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | ||
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You sure it was bendable? I don't think there were enough proper nouns in the story. | |||
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► 6.4/93.6 ___________ “We are Americans …. Together we have resisted the trap of appeasement, cynicism, and isolation that gives temptation to tyrants.” — George H. W. Bush | |||
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| always with a hat or sunscreen |
Oh shit! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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He's not with Merle in the feed shop? ---------------------------- Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter" Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time. | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
It's a tad to descriptive and easy to follow.... | |||
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| always with a hat or sunscreen |
Bump to ensure bendable sees this. Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Good one | |||
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A Grateful American |
Accross from the Shell station. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| always with a hat or sunscreen |
Come on bendable.... post a comment! LOL Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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And here I thought the ending was going to be... They still have it, but I still can't afford it. Or That place is no longer there. | |||
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| always with a hat or sunscreen |
All those wouldn't be humorous. bendable at a gun shop, next to a Shell station, across the street from a Feed Store, out of sight of his wife, is much more in keeping with his persona. LOL Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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FWIW, I laughed out loud when I read the first post, and I still chuckle every time I open this thread. Much of what is considered hilarious here just leaves me puzzled, but this one definitely tickled my funny bone. One key to a funny joke is the unexpected, and I absolutely did not see that punchline coming. ► 6.4/93.6 ___________ “We are Americans …. Together we have resisted the trap of appeasement, cynicism, and isolation that gives temptation to tyrants.” — George H. W. Bush | |||
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| always with a hat or sunscreen |
Now if we only had some confirmation that bendable read this thread. And further whether it tickled his funny bone! Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Only the strong survive |
His wife reads this board so now he is down at the jewelry store laying out some cash from the sale of two guns at the gunshop. 41 | |||
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| always with a hat or sunscreen |
LOL This might yet become EPIC! hahahahahahahaCertifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Every time I go to my local, I wonder if he's there. He's mentioned this location specifically a few times. | |||
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyW_L0p8l40 Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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| always with a hat or sunscreen |
Video: Andy Rooney has some advice to keep the ever-passing time at bay, Slow Down, Don't Plan, And Saver Every Minute. :thumbsup: Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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