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Joke - Sponge Bath

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April 08, 2020, 08:18 PM
tatortodd
Joke - Sponge Bath
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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April 08, 2020, 08:47 PM
TomS
Smile


Best regards,

Tom


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April 09, 2020, 07:13 AM
nhracecraft
Big Grin Big Grin


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April 09, 2020, 07:26 AM
Muddflap
Good one.
April 09, 2020, 09:41 AM
rsbolo
Excellent!


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April 09, 2020, 10:56 AM
JohnnyD
I did actually LOL. Smile


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April 09, 2020, 02:37 PM
Jim Shugart
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin I laffed also.

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April 09, 2020, 06:40 PM
Chris42
Good stuff. Shared.