E.g.:
“I went upstairs for the night without announcing it.”
“A guy on TV cheated on his wife.”
“I wanted to watch something other than a house hunting show.”

Many others in this DailyMail article:
https://mol.im/a/11322513

yeah some guys are just so whipped.

A few years ago, a guy who worked part-time for me was in the truck with me. We passed his wife on the street and the look that she gave him was pure malice. I asked him what he had done to deserve that.

His answer: "I didn't die in my sleep last night."

There are some good ones out there, my wife found this a couple years back when we were in the "up all night with babies" new parent mode...well she was really since she was nursing.

I made that mistake listed here ONCE

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
A few years ago, a guy who worked part-time for me was in the truck with me. We passed his wife on the street and the look that she gave him was pure malice. I asked him what he had done to deserve that.

His answer: "I didn't die in my sleep last night."

Life's too short to go through it lashed to a miserable shrew.

Kick her ass to the curb, and go find happiness.

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Life's too short to go through it lashed to a miserable shrew.

Kick her ass to the curb, and go find happiness.

says the guy with no kids...

Guys, you realize these are jokes, right?

"(funny)" is in the thread title.

Everyday I'm reminded of why I chose the 3 No's.

I'm in the opposite camp.

I'm accused of never apologizing.
I always respond that when I'm wrong, I will.

When it's the it must be nice to be perfect speech I respond with, it's something to strive for, don't give up.

I’ve heard the complaints but never apologized. Women are pretty funny with some of this shit. Also staring down the divorce barrel so what do I know.

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Originally posted by John Steed:
Guys, you realize these are jokes, right?

"(funny)" is in the thread title.

Yeah that's the intent but normalizing this kind of female behavior is beyond old and is very dysfunctional towards men.
Literally half of the human population is female. There is nothing so special about any of them that this treatment should be tolerated and she should know her replacement is on deck should she get out of line.
We are the prize, gentlemen.

^^^ Agreed; we’re the prize.
Now go apologize, dammit!

That reminds me, how some Bee

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
A few years ago, a guy who worked part-time for me was in the truck with me. We passed his wife on the street and the look that she gave him was pure malice. I asked him what he had done to deserve that.

His answer: "I didn't die in my sleep last night."

Life's too short to go through it lashed to a miserable shrew.

Kick her ass to the curb, and go find happiness.

This guy was no prize package. Maybe they deserved each other. Water seeking its own level.

Man, some of you are wrapped tighter than golf ball cores.

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Life's too short to go through it lashed to a miserable shrew.

Kick her ass to the curb, and go find happiness.

I agree, said another guy with no kids...by design, not chance.

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Originally posted by apprentice:
Man, some of you are wrapped tighter than golf ball cores.

No, we just chose to take the red pill and be in control of our lives.

LOL...My ex used to say "I get blamed for everything." I responded, "No, you're only responsible for what you did."