No, Colion, it's not getting ridiculous. We blew past that marker long ago.
"We've got to do something about knife violence!!" Assholes They just can't figure it out. It's not the tool, it's the man. It's the human mind.
I can see the future headlines now: "Sixteen New Zealanders given owies in mass rolling pin attack" and then, "New Zealand institutes the death penalty for bakers"
September 16, 2021, 09:18 AM
DoctorSolo
Old women sure love emasculating people.
It's all about the feels.
September 16, 2021, 09:21 AM
darthfuster
Maybe one of those terrorists can use a mask in a mass attack. Then we can ban those.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
September 16, 2021, 09:24 AM
ensigmatic
Teh st00pid, it burns!
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The Counter Terror Legislation Bill criminalises planning and preparation that might lead to terror attack, closing what critics have said has been a loophole allowing plotters to stay free.
"Might lead to..." Futurecrime. Oh fracking yay
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New Zealand supermarket group Countdown said on Saturday it had removed knives and scissors from its shelves...
Brilliant.
Same pattern as the U.K.: Ban the guns, then ban the knives. Next up: Being found in possession of anything that might be used as a defensive tool will get you arrested.
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Ardern said she wanted to explain why the attacker had not been deported but could not because...
... it would have made government look like the hopelessly ineffective twats they so-obviously are.
Idiots.
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"No terrorist, whether alive or deceased, deserves their name to be shared for the infamy they were seeking," she said.
True, but they do deserve to be deceased.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
September 16, 2021, 09:29 AM
Edmond
This was something I'd expect out of The Onion.
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September 16, 2021, 09:40 AM
smschulz
Mother Karen knows best.
September 16, 2021, 09:42 AM
Captain Morgan
So no guns, no knives. Can we send liberals there? Its a utopia.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin
September 16, 2021, 09:47 AM
Balzé Halzé
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern will now officially be referred to as Warden Ardern.
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
September 16, 2021, 09:50 AM
sigcrazy7
Is that Maxine Waters down in New Zealand? If not, then they have their own version of Dave down there. The resemblance is uncanny.
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
September 16, 2021, 10:00 AM
BigSwede
The butcher has to register, pay a tax on his boning knife and attend classes on knife safety and security. Brilliant!
September 16, 2021, 10:12 AM
corsair
Under the Precrime Division in the District of Columbia, you're under arrest for the future crime of.....
September 16, 2021, 10:18 AM
stickman428
The government of New Zealand should cease to exist. Why don’t the people put an end to that madness? Why do they tolerate it?
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The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance
September 16, 2021, 10:23 AM
220-9er
Maybe they can posthumously prosecute the guy too. That'll show em.
Originally posted by smschulz: Mother Karen knows best.
......Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing She won't let you fly but she might let you sing Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm
Ooh, babe, ooh, babe, ooh, babe Of course mama's gonna help build the wall
Mother, do you think she's good enough for me? Mother, do you think she's dangerous to me? Mother, will she tear your little boy apart? Ooh, aah, mother, will she break my heart?
Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you Mama won't let anyone dirty get through Mama's gonna wait up 'til you get in Mama will always find out where you've been Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Ooh, babe, ooh, babe, ooh, babe You'll always be a baby to me
-PF
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
September 16, 2021, 11:01 AM
SIG4EVA
It should work just as well as confiscating and banning guns did.
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Psalm 118:24 "This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it"
September 16, 2021, 11:06 AM
CPD SIG
Oh! They are SOOOO progressive down there! I wonder if they're woke too?
And if that's the case, I propose a fair trade- All of our woke progressives for their freedom lovers.
______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
September 16, 2021, 11:11 AM
Cookster
“Another known terrorist. . .”
WTF?!
The NZ IC and law enforcement ‘communities’ must be enrolled in the FBI’s and the CIA’s “look-the-other-way” school of counter-terrorism.
__________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
September 16, 2021, 11:15 AM
mark60
They can ban my middle finger.
September 16, 2021, 11:21 AM
corsair
quote:
Originally posted by Cookster: “Another known terrorist. . .”
WTF?!
The NZ IC and law enforcement ‘communities’ must be enrolled in the FBI’s and the CIA’s “look-the-other-way” school of counter-terrorism.
The guy was locked-up for 3-years and was on 24-hr surveillance by LE. 24-hour surveillance and tails, that's a crazy amount of manpower devoted to just one person.
If this guy was SOOO dangerous, why was he set-free? Its quite possible that LE didn't want this guy free'd but, the courts and current legal standing allowed this guy to be released.
Which then brings up the question - if the problem is the current laws are lax or, don't take into account such dangerous individuals (NZ generally doesn't see a lot of violence) then shouldn't that be the change focus rather than enacting bans & restrictions on a common household tool?
September 16, 2021, 11:50 AM
stickman428
They need to wake up and ban their idiotic government.
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The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance