December 11, 2019, 06:44 PM
PykerChristmas gifts for the wife
I just asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
'A divorce!' she shouted
'I wasn't planning on spending that much on you' I replied.
And that's when the fight started.
December 11, 2019, 06:56 PM
HRKMy wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
December 11, 2019, 09:10 PM
ScooterXA couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly realized the her husband was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " where are you, you know we have lots to do?"
He said "you remember that jewelers we were in about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek, and she got all choked up,,,,, "Yes I do remember that shop" she replied.
Well I am in the gun store, next door to that.
December 11, 2019, 09:58 PM
Sailor1911quote:
Originally posted by ScooterX:
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly realized the her husband was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " where are you, you know we have lots to do?"
He said "you remember that jewelers we were in about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek, and she got all choked up,,,,, "Yes I do remember that shop" she replied.
Well I am in the gun store, next door to that.
Winner!
December 11, 2019, 10:44 PM
chellim1^^ I read that yesterday in another thread...
December 11, 2019, 10:53 PM
HangtimeAll good but ScooterX ...tops!
December 12, 2019, 03:52 AM
f2An elderly man and wife had been sitting on a park bench for a while. The husband said I think my butt’s asleep. His wife replied I know. I heard it snoring.