When I was in the Marines, SOP for the Marines who got into trouble in a “Alcohol Related Incident” was to be put on Antabuse, a drug that gives you violent reaction if you drink alcohol while taking it.

The Duty NCO would have custody of the Rx and the Marine would have to report daily and take their dose while being observed. DNCO would then enter in the Duty Log “1630: Lance Corporal Jones took Antabuse as directed” and initial the entry.


You might have noticed I italicized the word “drink” in my first paragraph…

Wasn’t long before Marines “improvised, adapted, and overcame” the forced ingestion of the meds by doing the alcohol drenched tampon in the ass trick.

And you thought we just ate crayons…

I knew it, Marines like things up their bum

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Originally posted by 911Boss:
You might have noticed I italicized the word “drink” in my first paragraph…

Wasn’t long before Marines “improvised, adapted, and overcame” the forced ingestion of the meds by doing the alcohol drenched tampon in the ass trick.

I wouldn't think that that would work. Rectal alcohol will miss first pass metabolism, but will still end up running through the liver where antabuse has its effect.

Do they make one with Stevia in the raw?

The Tennessee college butt chuggers in the frat houses will love this product. Who in the Fugg chugs beer with their butts?!?

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Originally posted by kkina:

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Originally posted by rat2306:
What next, a caffeine enema?

Sorry, but I'll stick with the time-honored traditional way of getting my caffeine. A couple of cups of coffee.

Actually, coffee enema has been around for a while. Don't believe it's on the Starbucks menu yet.

Starbucks may get inspired by this scene and recycle the expended coffee products if they ever do.

I’d forgotten about this scene and threw up a little in my mouth.

Einbahnstrasse. Hope I spelled it right.

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God bless you, sir. I spend 6 months witjout visiting SF (worried as I constantly am about my own deranged country) and I come here and within 45 seconds I hear the sentence “we don’t need no butt caffeine in our service members”, and I just laugh out loud, to the point where the wife is worried (“HONEY, ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU CHOKING?”).

Man, I love SF. If I don’t visit it as much, it’s because our wussy gun laws here in Junior America make me feel depressed, when I see the stuff that you guys can have.

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Originally posted by kkina:

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Originally posted by rat2306:
What next, a caffeine enema?

Sorry, but I'll stick with the time-honored traditional way of getting my caffeine. A couple of cups of coffee.

Actually, coffee enema has been around for a while. Don't believe it's on the Starbucks menu yet.

It would never sell. Most Starbucks lovers don’t have room in their butts. Their heads are in the way.