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Posts: 109769 | Registered: January 20, 2000Reply With QuoteReport This Post
No ethanol!
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I'll take "two words that should never go together" for $200 Alex.


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Why can't they just use the gum? It fits up the ass just as easily and is more fun when you have gas.
 
Posts: 7520 | Location: MI | Registered: May 22, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I didn’t know this is a thing. But I found that our local pharmacy stocks butt caffeine. Right next to the butt nicotine.
 
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What’s wrong with people?



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What’s wrong with people?


how much time ya got?


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For real?
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Back in high school, the bad kids would soak alcohol into tampons and shove it up their butt before going to school.

This was the late 80s.



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Posts: 8220 | Location: Cleveland, OH | Registered: August 09, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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“Butt caffeine service members” LMAO. I never thought I’d ever hear that fucking line in my life. Fuck! Big Grin



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Wait, what?
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Yeah… no.




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It will make the gerbils squirm faster.


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Depraved assholes.



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^Literally
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Chowser:
Back in high school, the bad kids would soak alcohol into tampons and shove it up their butt before going to school.

This was the late 80s.


That’s so gay! I went to school in the late 80s and I can’t even imagine what we would have done if someone in our group seriously suggested butt play with alcohol soaked tampons. As to butt caffeine, that’s a hard no from me brother.
 
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What’s wrong with people?


Do you really need to ask?





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Posts: 32308 | Location: Loudoun County, Virginia | Registered: May 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Back in high school, the bad kids would soak alcohol into tampons and shove it up their butt before going to school.

This was the late 80s.

Down here it was called plugging and hallucingens were used. It was easily absorbed trough the rectum and quite possible to overdose.
 
Posts: 17643 | Location: Stuck at home | Registered: January 02, 2015Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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What next, a caffeine enema?

Sorry, but I'll stick with the time-honored traditional way of getting my caffeine. A couple of cups of coffee.
 
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^^^ I'm with rat. I happen to enjoy my coffee in a cup.




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Wow.

Is there anything our butts CAN'T do???



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If you are going to try a coffee "infusion", I recommend letting it cool a bit first.




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What next, a caffeine enema?

Sorry, but I'll stick with the time-honored traditional way of getting my caffeine. A couple of cups of coffee.

Actually, coffee enema has been around for a while. Don't believe it's on the Starbucks menu yet.



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