*The DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SCHEDULE has been released.*


*Monday* July 20, 2020,11:30 am
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke"
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
â¬SHow to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still
avoid paying taxes!�
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing

5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the
terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee - Stacy Abrams
Former Ambassador to Chris Stevens with a quick a post-mortem rebuttal

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of
Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
â¬SLiberal Bias in Media â¬
How we can make it work for you�
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the
New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hosted by speaker Barack Obama 1st Muslim President

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM
Ceremonial â¬SWe Surrenderâ¬� Waving of the White Flag

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in
A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris, Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

12:00 Group apology for being white.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! That was good.

Most excellent!

Does anybody think this is really far fetched, I know plenty of people in Boston that would love to attend these events.

How did you get ahold of this schedule???

quote:

Originally posted by satch:
How did you get ahold of this schedule???

snake schiff made the schedule available to the liberal main stream media.

awesome