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Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis After Sitting On Gun

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July 03, 2017, 05:57 AM
V-Tail
Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis After Sitting On Gun
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Is HuffPost another Onion?
A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis after sitting on a gun ― and according to local reports, he may now face criminal charges for possessing the firearm in the first place.

A woman told police that her boyfriend, 38-year-old Cedrick Jelks, had unwittingly sat down on a loaded gun in the driver’s seat of his car early Friday morning. The gun reportedly went off, shooting the man in the groin.

Jelks, whose car had been outside his girlfriend’s home, dashed into the house and made a beeline for the bathroom, reported WKMG-TV. Spotting the gunshot wound, the girlfriend said she took Jelks to a nearby hospital where he underwent surgery. His condition is currently unknown.

According to WJXT-TV, police arrived at the hospital at about 3 a.m. to investigate the cause of the wound. Jelks, they determined, had a previous conviction for cocaine possession, making it illegal for him to own a gun.

He may now face criminal charges for possessing a firearm, the sheriff’s office told the Associated Press.

According to records from the Jacksonville Department of Corrections, Jelks has been arrested on several occasions; most recently in 2009 for driving under the influence.


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July 03, 2017, 06:16 AM
Woodman
Darwin constantly introduces a new methods to remove potential mates from the gene pool.
July 03, 2017, 06:24 AM
bigdeal
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A woman told police that her boyfriend, 38-year-old Cedrick Jelks, had unwittingly sat down on a loaded gun in the driver’s seat of his car early Friday morning. The gun reportedly went off, shooting the man in the groin.
Think I'll be the first one to call BS on this explanation. Not sure how this 'actually' happened, but this isn't the whole story.


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July 03, 2017, 06:27 AM
Bigboreshooter
Awwww....Nuts!


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July 03, 2017, 06:27 AM
downtownv
" I shot my cock, with a Glock" said Barnacle Bill The Sailor.


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July 03, 2017, 06:32 AM
Floyd D. Barber
quote:
Originally posted by bigdeal:
quote:
A woman told police that her boyfriend, 38-year-old Cedrick Jelks, had unwittingly sat down on a loaded gun in the driver’s seat of his car early Friday morning. The gun reportedly went off, shooting the man in the groin.
Think I'll be the first one to call BS on this explanation. Not sure how this 'actually' happened, but this isn't the whole story.


Yep, I'll second that.



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July 03, 2017, 06:49 AM
ChuckWall
quote:
Originally posted by downtownv:
" I shot my cock, with a Glock" said Barnacle Bill The Sailor.


Or,

"I took my Glock
and shot my Cock,"
said, Barnacle Bill, The Sailor.

More melodic I think


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