Moron who thinks a pistol makes him Superman gets shot more than a dozen times

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April 16, 2024, 03:18 PM

parabellum

Moron who thinks a pistol makes him Superman gets shot more than a dozen times

I counted eighteen pistol shots and four shots from a pump shotgun, all shots except one coming from the one security guard.

Apparently, his last word was "Really?". This is after breaking bad with "Who the fuck you talking to, dawg?"

Security guard was shot once in the thigh, will recover, and is expected to face no charges.

Stupid asshole acted like he was bracing an unarmed opponent on the street. Bad mistake.

By the way, the dead rocket surgeon was apparently "grilling" in the parking lot of a gas station?? I'll tell you right now- I am glad this idiot is dead.

Frankly, I find this funny.

https://twitter.com/Mrgunsngea.../1780236805880656044

April 16, 2024, 03:21 PM

gearhounds

“Really!?”

Really.

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April 16, 2024, 03:25 PM

Mars_Attacks

CHAK CHAK MOTHERFUCKER!

April 16, 2024, 03:26 PM

oddball

Dawg's got a lotta holes in him.

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April 16, 2024, 03:30 PM

Milliron

I believe this meets the Sigforum definition of "killified".

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April 16, 2024, 03:31 PM

parabellum

If anyone thinks the shotgun coups de grace was excessive, please note that the rocket surgeon was still holding his pistol.

Killed the fuck out of him

April 16, 2024, 03:31 PM

HRK

quote:
grilling

Pure FAFO

Wondered what the heck grilling was, some new type way to ingest a drug?, but this idiot was actually grilling in a parking lot and got his ass killified.

April 16, 2024, 03:33 PM

parabellum

Grilling, as in roasting meat over open flame, and in this case, in close vicinity to flammable liquid and its fumes.

Stoopid

s-t-o-o-p-i-d

April 16, 2024, 03:35 PM

tatortodd

quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
quote:
grilling

Pure FAFO

Wondered what the heck grilling was, some new type way to ingest a drug?, but this idiot was actually grilling in a parking lot and got his ass killified.

Anyone grilling around 8000 to 20000 gallons of hydrocarbons without knowing the API RP500 hazardous area classifications is a Darwin Award Candidate. I don't care whether they mean cooking meat, cooking cocaine into crack, or cooking meth.

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April 16, 2024, 03:36 PM

parabellum

Ribs, chicken, steaks.

You know. Grilling

April 16, 2024, 03:38 PM

12131

Grilled!

BTW, I watched but didn't see the thug getting a shot off at any time. Maybe the security guard accidentally shot himself once? But, that still doesn't sound right, because all of his (handgun) shots were in rapid succession.

April 16, 2024, 03:40 PM

fiasconva

Sometimes you can fix stupid.

April 16, 2024, 03:43 PM

parabellum

quote:
Originally posted by 12131:
I watched but didn't see the thug getting a shot off at any time.

At the 15 second mark in the video.