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September 22, 2018, 05:55 PM
Tooky13
Wisdom
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy sages this country has ever known.
Some of his sayings:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by
observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral : When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

ABOUT GROWING OLDER..

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why'
I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.


We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.
Abraham Lincoln
September 22, 2018, 07:10 PM
Doc H.
Perhaps attributable:

If your horse doesn't wanna go there, neither do you.



"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"
September 23, 2018, 10:07 AM
OKCGene

September 23, 2018, 11:04 AM
CQB60
Good advice Wink


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
September 23, 2018, 11:09 AM
old rugged cross
I did not realize that is how he died. Any links to an article of the accident?



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
September 23, 2018, 11:29 AM
nhtagmember
smart - knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wise - knowing not to put it in fruit salad

intelligent - pondering if ketchup should be considered a fruit smoothie



[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC


September 23, 2018, 12:43 PM
newtoSig765
quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
I did not realize that is how he died. Any links to an article of the accident?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...s#Aviation_and_death


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
September 23, 2018, 12:54 PM
old rugged cross
Thanks for that 765



"Practice like you want to play in the game"
September 23, 2018, 07:05 PM
preten2b
Two of my favorites attributed to him...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis