Did someone compile the Musings of the Bendable and FedEx him an advance copy?
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April 09, 2018, 08:38 PM
4x5
When the package arrives, be sure to soak it in water before opening.
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ
April 09, 2018, 09:26 PM
lbaker45
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5: When the package arrives, be sure to soak it in water before opening.
The cookies will get soggy.
April 09, 2018, 09:31 PM
Skins2881
It was me, sent you some remote rubbers, way more effective than ziplocks.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis
April 09, 2018, 09:53 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5: When the package arrives, be sure to soak it in water before opening.
The busty young vixens that I've scheduled to arrive shortly after Bendable signs for the package are gonna be extremely upset the blow is all soggy and ain't snortable.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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April 09, 2018, 11:38 PM
cparktd
OK, a couple dozen replies so far, by my math that leaves about 84,317 members left to hear from...
Oh yea, weren't me either.
Endeavor to persevere.
April 09, 2018, 11:52 PM
craglawnmanor
Ummm, does that mean we are all required to reply?? In that case, no, I did not send a FedEx package to bendable. Besides, even though it says "Henry County, IL" in his location, I'm bendable enough to believe that's not really where he lives. Because I understand...
_______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin)
April 10, 2018, 12:35 AM
flashguy
I haven't recently sent a FedEx package to anyone, including not to bendable.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
April 10, 2018, 08:31 AM
Eponym
I have no recollection of sending bendable any packages.
April 10, 2018, 08:54 AM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey: Bendable, with his notes, at the FedEx.
It's the spacesuit we bought off Ebay, so you don't have to wrap your remote in saranwrap or a sammich baggie.
Just wear the suit Bendyball!
April 10, 2018, 09:17 AM
parabellum
Perhaps the Mothership is issuing you new orders but their radio is busted.
April 10, 2018, 09:42 AM
ensigmatic
Just for the record: I don't recall sending you anything, bendable.
(The key word there perhaps being "recall"...)
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
April 10, 2018, 09:47 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: Perhaps the Mothership is issuing you new orders but their radio is busted.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
April 10, 2018, 10:02 AM
molachi
Wasn't me.
April 10, 2018, 10:07 AM
BigSwede
Weren't me, but you made me think of what I would randomly send you
April 10, 2018, 10:14 AM
Cliff
Mrs Cliff just sent some BBQ sauce to a friend..alas, don't think it was you.
"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
--Sir Winston Churchill
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--James Earl Jones
April 11, 2018, 04:02 PM
Sig2340
Three of FEDEX's notes "Not delivered" in air quotes What in hell was it?
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 11, 2018, 04:27 PM
Excam_Man
Any update, or did someone jump out of the box and kidnap ya?
