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Baroque Bloke |
The Wedding Day..... A father texts his son: My Dear Son, Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father His Son texts back: Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow! His Father replies: I know. Serious about crackers | ||
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Partial dichotomy |
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Political Cynic |
giggle snort... [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Member |
Laughed out loud. Read it to my wife. Oops! _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
Son: Dad what does it cost to get married? Dad: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. | |||
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You're going to feel a little pressure... |
Son: Why are divorces so expensive? Father: Because they're worth it. "The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." -Douglas Adams “It is just as difficult and dangerous to try to free a people that wants to remain servile as it is to try to enslave a people that wants to remain free." -Niccolo Machiavelli The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. -Mencken | |||
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