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Baroque Bloke
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The Wedding Day.....

A father texts his son:

My Dear Son,

Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.

My best love and good wishes.

Your Father



His Son texts back:

Thanks Dad.

But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!


His Father replies:

I know.



Serious about crackers
 
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giggle snort...



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Laughed out loud. Read it to my wife. Oops!


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Son: Dad what does it cost to get married?

Dad: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
 
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You're going to feel
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Son: Why are divorces so expensive?

Father: Because they're worth it.






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