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Maxine Waters: Russia is out to get me...

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February 01, 2018, 10:26 AM
ensigmatic
Maxine Waters: Russia is out to get me...
quote:
Originally posted by RogB:
quote:
Originally posted by SIG4EVA:
It makes you wonder how people this stupid are able to live long. On top of that, how did they ever get to a position of power?

They have equally stupid constituents

With apologies to the Dr. Sheldon Cooper character in the series The Big Bang Theory: "The Democratic Party is a scathing indictment of the American educational system."

I have to laugh, I mean, literally, laugh, when I hear or see leftists denigrate conservatives, particularly rural conservatives, as being "ignorant," when constituencies such as Maxine Waters' exist



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February 01, 2018, 10:28 AM
sdy
Republicans need to get her some prime time national speech opportunities.
February 01, 2018, 10:31 AM
corsair
She needs a spotlight
February 01, 2018, 11:10 AM
airsoft guy
quote:
Originally posted by fatmanspencer:
someone here mentioned her achievement 30+ years ago, so I'mma show my age and ask WHAT achievement was it?


State Skeeball Champion. She might be batshit crazy, but boy howdy, can she roll. It's sort of like that song Pinball Wizard, except she's not blind, deaf, and dumb, just retarded.



quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
February 01, 2018, 11:24 AM
LS1 GTO
Her speech loosely translates to:

quote:

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're…







Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



February 01, 2018, 11:28 AM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by corsair:
She needs a spotlight
...crammed up where the sun doesn't shine, of course.
February 01, 2018, 11:46 AM
slosig
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo54:
quote:
Originally posted by fatmanspencer:
someone here mentioned her achievement 30+ years ago, so I'mma show my age and ask WHAT achievement was it?


I'm wondering the same thing. Was that when she was abducted by aliens and probed?

Jim


I could be wrong, but I wonder if Rightwire’s comment (quoted below) is a reference to a certain Senator who will be leaving the senate soon, but not nearly soon enough.

quote:
Maxine, please continue to show the world what an absolute loon that you are. Thank you.

With any luck you'll convince the American people that it really is time to clean house in congress and stop electing people based on name recognition or accomplishments that are 30+ years old

February 01, 2018, 12:17 PM
sgalczyn
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo54:
quote:
Originally posted by fatmanspencer:
someone here mentioned her achievement 30+ years ago, so I'mma show my age and ask WHAT achievement was it?


I'm wondering the same thing. Was that when she was abducted by aliens and probed?

Jim


Mexicans or Canadians?


"No matter where you go - there you are"
February 01, 2018, 01:16 PM
joel9507
We could send her to Russia on a fact-finding mission.

But since she's so unacquainted with facts, that might take decades.
February 01, 2018, 01:21 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by sdy:
Republicans need to get her some prime time national speech opportunities.
Nah, better to keep our powder dry. Let Demonrat voters stay home from the polls due to disillusionment from the losers like Mad Max, Liawatha, etc. the party foisted on them for POTUS.



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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February 01, 2018, 01:46 PM
nhtagmember
I think if Waters wants to become the Dem's spokesperson, then give her all the air time she can possibly handle

everyone the world over will soon find out that igneous rocks are smarter than Waters



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February 01, 2018, 06:08 PM
HayesGreener
They're coming to take her away, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is always bright and gay......


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Chief of Police (Retired)
February 01, 2018, 06:12 PM
RichardC
quote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
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State Skeeball Champion. She might be batshit crazy, but boy howdy, can she roll.


There has to be a twist.


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February 01, 2018, 09:12 PM
sigmonkey
к успеху!!!

Выпьем за то, чтобы у нас всегда был повод для праздника!




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
February 01, 2018, 09:19 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by SIG4EVA:
It makes you wonder how people this stupid are able to live long. On top of that, how did they ever get to a position of power?
They have a lot of people who are more stupid voting for them?

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
February 01, 2018, 11:22 PM
synthplayer
If she becomes a serious contender for the Democrat Nomination for president in 2020, I might have to register as a Democrat so that I can vote for her in the primaries.

WATERS/WARREN 2020 !!!



Of all the enemies the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst.
February 01, 2018, 11:28 PM
bionic218
quote:
She might be batshit crazy


Full-on, barking moon-bat, eating crayons and rolling her poop into little balls crazy.

Still kinda fun to watch . . . but only from a distance.
February 01, 2018, 11:31 PM
Icabod
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
quote:
Originally posted by SIG4EVA:
It makes you wonder how people this stupid are able to live long. On top of that, how did they ever get to a position of power?
They have a lot of people who are more stupid voting for them?
flashguy


Gerrymandering. The put the stupid in one district.



“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull.
February 01, 2018, 11:35 PM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
к успеху!!!

Выпьем за то, чтобы у нас всегда был повод для праздника!
For those who are not fluent in Russian, here is a translation:

To Success!!!

We will drink for the fact that we always had a reason for the holiday!

(thank the web)
flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
February 01, 2018, 11:43 PM
bushpilot
Never underestimate the power of a large group of stupid people...That's how she got elected.


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