Go | New | Find | Notify | Tools | Reply | |
The Unmanned Writer |
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | ||
|
| Member |
Very, very, funny and perhaps an insightful observation! Thanks for the post. Silent | |||
|
| Member |
Fred and Jennie Boone were also married and they fought constantly. Andy tried to counsel them only to find they were happiest when they were fighting. | |||
|
Member |
Marriage is a wonderful institution.... if you wanna be in an institution... (my late brother-in-law) "...we have put together I think the most extensive & inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden | |||
|
| You can't go home again  |
Thanks for giving my 80 year old dad a gut busting laugh. He is a life long Mayberry fan and as we were sitting here complaining about my mom i read him that.  --------------------------------------- Life Member NRA “If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve." - Lao Tzu | |||
|
Membership has its privileges |
I never knew what true happiness was, until I got married........................................and now it's too late. (Ron White I believe) Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
|
| Powered by Social Strata |
 | Please Wait. Your request is being processed... |
|
© SIGforum 2024