Another from our retirees association. Excuse the capitalization, I didn't feel like rewriting in lower case...and I think the author might be hard of hearing:



SO MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."

HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."

BILL GATES SAID, "NO."

I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."

BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.

HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."

HE SAID, "OK."

AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.



And thus began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government.

This practice remains unbroken to this day!!

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AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.

Yes it is.

Sad but true.

Ever notice that the kids of politicians rarely have a normal job that has nothing to do with their parents politics.

Actually, yes. A lot of success depends on who you know.

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Originally posted by Rey HRH:
Actually, yes. A lot of success depends on who you know.

or blow.....

The Leftist variant:
My son is failing out of college. I use tax payer funds and/or campaign donations to pay off a fellow Leftist gate keeper to graduate my son anyway.

Since this thread is headed "Politics Explained" an example would not be out of line.

Joe Biden’s Boosters Wrote His Prodigal Son’s Entire Resume

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Originally posted by HRK:

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Originally posted by Rey HRH:
Actually, yes. A lot of success depends on who you know.

or blow.....

You have to know them before you can blow them. Ask Kamala.