I've heard it said that you never forget the first one.

I stopped reading when it started "Eager students..."

As a long-suffering lysdexic, I also noticed the photo (not shown above) was taken by Jennifer Slutz.

I won't even mention that the "ph" may have been mis-read as an "m".

You got your hand job, now get to work.

Punctuation, in general, is important.

Let's eat, grandma.

Let's eat grandma

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
I've heard it said that you never forget the first one.

I can attest to this. Her name was Amy and that is all I'll say about the incident.

Jim

I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.
I helped my Uncle jack off his horse.

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They really blew that one.

Eleven hyphens in the article. Missed it by that much.

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Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
They really blew that one.

No silly, that's lesson two.

Well it is Kansas. Somehow got by the proofreader. LOL If I remember correctly Johnny Carson or Jay Leno used to feature these sorts of things from small town papers. Of course this example never would have been featured on the show.

I gotta think Gale knew what she was writing.

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:

Could be or it might be that Gale just isn't very bright.

Remember Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Copy editor is responsible for this.

Gale, I would presume innocent.

Many years ago, when Pat Head Summitt was Pat Head, after a big win there was a headline in the paper.

Lady Vols give Head party.

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Could be or it might be that Gale just isn't very bright.

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Remember it is KANSAS. They use the term, "Kansas City slider."

A comma cost this company $5 million.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/0...ord-comma-maine.html

Oxford Comma Dispute Is Settled as Maine Drivers Get $5 Million

By Daniel Victor

Ending a case that electrified punctuation pedants, grammar goons and comma connoisseurs, Oakhurst Dairy settled an overtime dispute with its drivers that hinged entirely on the lack of an Oxford comma in state law.

The dairy company in Portland, Me., agreed to pay $5 million to the drivers, according to court documents filed on Thursday.

The relatively small-scale dispute gained international notoriety last year when the United States Court of Appeals for the First Circuit ruled that the missing comma created enough uncertainty to side with the drivers, granting those who love the Oxford comma a chance to run a victory lap across the internet.

But the resolution means there will be no ruling from the land’s highest courts on whether the Oxford comma — the often-skipped second comma in a series like “A, B, and C” — is an unnecessary nuisance or a sacred defender of clarity, as its fans and detractors endlessly debate. (In most cases, The Times stylebook discourages the serial comma, often called the Oxford comma because it was traditionally used by the Oxford University Press.)

It appears the Maine Legislature has learned its lesson, at least. It revised the disputed state law last year to end ambiguity by adding new punctuation — but not in the way you might be thinking.

The case began in 2014, when three truck drivers sued the dairy for what they said was four years’ worth of overtime pay they had been denied. Maine law requires time-and-a-half pay for each hour worked after 40 hours, but it carved out exemptions for:

The canning, processing, preserving, freezing, drying, marketing, storing, packing for shipment or distribution of:
(1) Agricultural produce;
(2) Meat and fish products; and
(3) Perishable foods.

What followed the last comma in the first sentence was the crux of the matter: “packing for shipment or distribution of.” The court ruled that it was not clear whether the law exempted the distribution of the three categories that followed, or if it exempted packing for the shipment or distribution of them.

Had there been a comma after “shipment,” the meaning would have been clear. David G. Webbert, a lawyer who represented the drivers, stated it plainly in an interview in March: “That comma would have sunk our ship.”

Since then, the Maine Legislature addressed the punctuation problem. Here’s how it reads now:

The canning; processing; preserving; freezing; drying; marketing; storing; packing for shipment; or distributing of:
(1) Agricultural produce;
(2) Meat and fish products; and
(3) Perishable foods.

So now we get to replace Oxford comma pedantry with semicolon pedantry. The change, sponsored by Senator Andre Cushing, was among dozens of legislative tweaks signed by the governor in June.

“It clarifies the intent of the legislature, to conform with federal law, that the distribution of certain products is exempt from the provisions governing overtime pay,” according to a summary of the changes. “It amends the 1995 law by reordering the series of exempt tasks for the purpose of eliminating any perceived ambiguity.”

As far as the actual overtime dispute goes, Mr. Webbert said the case ended well.

“We are pleased the matter was resolved to the satisfaction of all parties,” he said in an email.

In a statement on Friday night, John Bennett, president of Oakhurst Dairy, said the company “is pleased the dispute regarding overtime pay for delivery drivers has been resolved to the satisfaction of all parties.”

Without giving details, he said he expected that the resolution would soon be approved by the court overseeing the dispute.