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Car Gurus, can you explain this contraption?

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August 27, 2021, 01:05 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Car Gurus, can you explain this contraption?
I took these pix today. Even has the exhaust flapper on top. My WTF for the day.









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August 27, 2021, 01:08 PM
nhtagmember
he thinks he's a trucker?
August 27, 2021, 01:10 PM
egregore
He wanted to upstage his friends who put wings made of wood on the trunk lids of their '98 Civics.

Strangely, aside from the fact that you don't usually find odd customizations on Volkswagens in the first place, the rest of the car looks normal.
August 27, 2021, 01:14 PM
dubdubu
Safety device for when he parks at the meth lab.
August 27, 2021, 01:15 PM
Oat_Action_Man
Maybe he has a biomass gasifier hidden in there somewhere??? I don't know if you can make one of those small enough to fit in a Jetta's trunk.


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August 27, 2021, 01:15 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Arkansas Redneck Deep Water Fording Kit?





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August 27, 2021, 01:17 PM
OKCGene
Wondering if it sounds like a Poppin' Johnny.

Bonus point if you know what that is without an internet search.
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August 27, 2021, 01:18 PM
Woodman
I like it. Add an air intake snorkel and they'd be styling.
August 27, 2021, 01:26 PM
HRK
quote:
Poppin' Johnny.



August 27, 2021, 01:30 PM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
Wondering if it sounds like a Poppin' Johnny.

Bonus point if you know what that is without an internet search.
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How many bonus points if I spent a major portion of my yute on one?




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August 27, 2021, 01:38 PM
Anubismp
Somewhere, a german engineer clutched his chest and fell out of his chair.
August 27, 2021, 01:40 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
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Is that a hit or miss?




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August 27, 2021, 01:46 PM
Texas Bob C.
It is an afterburner-scrubber so the VW would actually pass an emissions test.
August 27, 2021, 01:48 PM
1s1k
quote:
Originally posted by Texas Bob C.:
It is an afterburner-scrubber so the VW would actually pass an emissions test.
haha. It's a black stack generator.
August 27, 2021, 01:48 PM
Flash-LB
Flux Capacitor
August 27, 2021, 01:52 PM
Mikus36
Jetta submersible, Cousteau series.. Limited edition.


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August 27, 2021, 02:06 PM
WaterburyBob
It's a moron identifier.



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August 27, 2021, 02:16 PM
Krazeehorse
Redneck tuner


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August 27, 2021, 02:17 PM
Sailor1911
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Arkansas Redneck Deep Water Fording Kit?


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August 27, 2021, 03:46 PM
.38supersig
Honey, do you remember where you parked the Volkswagen?

Oh, there it is...