A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.”


“What a coincidence,” said the farmer, who added, “It is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.”

“It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,” said the woman.

“What a coincidence,” said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked. “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant.”

“What a coincidence,” said the man. “I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”

“This is awesome,” said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster,” the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence.”

Haha!

Double smiley face!

Excellent!

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, they walked down to their old school. There, they held hands as they found the desk they shared and where he’d carved “I love you, Sally”.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly picked it up, but they didn’t know what to do with it, so they took it home. There, she counted the money – it was $50,000!

The husband said: “We’ve got to give it back”. “Finders keepers!” his wife said, and put the money back in the bag and hid it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men who were going from door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money showed up at their home. One knocked on the door and said: “Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”

“No.” She said.

The husband said: “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”

She said: “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile,” but the agents sat the man down and began to question him.

One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

The old man said: “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday …”

At this, the FBI guy looked at his partner and said: “We’re outta here

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IS HE THE OLD GUY THAT CHOSE THE SOUP?

(A JOKE FOR ANOTHER DAY....)