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| Money won is sweeter than money earned  |
 _________________________ Einstein defines insanity as "Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" | |||
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| You can't go home again  |
Very good! Lol --------------------------------------- Life Member NRA “If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve." - Lao Tzu | |||
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| Avoiding slam fires  |
They sure do,mine ate a page yesterday,gave me a 5100 code,that means repair shop. Go to amazon and have new one coming tomorrow. If I get two year service I am lucky  | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Funny! It reminds me of my favorite printer scene: Link to original video: https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8 Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
So much truth... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
At first, I was quizzical wondering how a cartoon about a printer can be funny at all. That was pretty funny. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
"Why I Beleave Printers Were Sent From Hell To Make Us Miserable"... http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
I remember way back in the late 90s, when we had a black and white printer that ran off a huge cartridge (about half the size of a 15" laptop) that used some sort of powder. That thing was good for HUNDREDS (if not thousands) of b/w pages. I would LOVE to find something like that today. But, no. Printer manufacturers somehow colluded into screwing us all with their tiny ink cartridges that run out after 3 pages, have built-in expiration settings in them, and cost more per ounce than refined platinum. I despise the things. Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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