Hi Fred.
This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you by email as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that is no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.
Regards, Alan

THE RESPONSE:

Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He sat down at his computer, where he saw he has a second message from his neighbor.

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hi Fred.
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last email. I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, hey?
Regards, Alan

I give it two chuckles out of five. And the second chuckle is just for effort.

It's not quite AirSoftGuy funny. More like somewhere between Bendable funny, and Shugart funny.

H&K-Guy

Aw, come on that's at least a four chuckle

Well it is a crime to steal someone's wifi. Hmmmm.

Tough crowd tonight, huh?

PS: Did you know your wife goes down on me every night?

Fear not gang, Jallen will be here all week.

And don't forget to tip your waitress.

H&K-Guy

What's the problem. The whole block is using his wife. His wife is the one broadcasting services renderable.

I give it five stars, and I'm stealing it.

My wife is locked down so solid, sometimes I can't even get connected!

quote:

Originally posted by Outnumbered:
My wife is locked down so solid, sometimes I can't even get connected!

stolen for future use

I give it 4 guffaws out of five

Well, someone here did say that Auto-Correct was his worst enema.

Auto-correct makes you say things you didn't Nintendo.

Here's a funnier one from Rodney Dangerfield: My wife recently limited me to having sex with her only three times a month. But I don't feel too bad, I know four other guys that she cut out completely!!

Have any naked pictures of your wife?
No?
Want to buy some?

I crack myself up!