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Happy birthday Chuck Norris
March 10, 2017, 10:21 AM
blueyeHappy birthday Chuck Norris
He is 77 today. A true patriot.
I heard he built the hospital he was born in.
March 10, 2017, 10:30 AM
arfmelHappy birthday Chuck!
March 10, 2017, 10:32 AM
SigfestHappy Birthday Chuck. Here's to many more.
March 10, 2017, 10:34 AM
LS1 GTOChuck Norris was the first to drive a DeLorean 88mph.
He hasn't been seen since a long time from now.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
March 10, 2017, 10:35 AM
BisleyblackhawkShoot...he delivered himself and probably cut his own umbilical cord before rolling his mom out in a wheelchair to the waiting car (which he drove home)...Happy Birthday Chuck
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
March 10, 2017, 10:55 AM
ArLEOretHappy Birthday Chuck!
Officers lives matter!
March 10, 2017, 11:45 AM
kz1000After the doctor smacked him on the ass, he roundhouse kicked the doctor through the wall.
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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
March 10, 2017, 11:58 AM
tacfoleyChuck Norris doesn't have A birthday - he has EVERYBODY's birthday, and he just dishes them out as he sees fit.
tac
March 10, 2017, 12:25 PM
rusbro
March 10, 2017, 01:59 PM
GibbI am honored to share the day with him!
(although I came about 38 years after him
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I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. March 10, 2017, 06:38 PM
V-TailI forgot to send him a card.
I hope he isn't pissed at me.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 10, 2017, 06:58 PM
msfzoeHe has a really neat home on Anguilla.
It's pink and directly on the beach.
March 10, 2017, 07:00 PM
1s1kOn his 18th birthday his parents moved out.
March 10, 2017, 07:00 PM
erj_pilotChuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. Birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris...
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24