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Porch Pirate Gets Flashbanged by Marine (Fake but Funny)

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May 20, 2022, 03:05 PM
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Porch Pirate Gets Flashbanged by Marine (Fake but Funny)

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May 20, 2022, 03:15 PM
Russ59
Funny.

Does Amazon or Target sell flash bangs?


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May 20, 2022, 03:21 PM
Skins2881
I think that was fake, not 100% sure. Even if it's a skit it's funny.



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May 20, 2022, 03:27 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Fake. That Crowder guy is obnoxious as well.
May 20, 2022, 03:39 PM
SIG4EVA
Not fake guys. You can google it, crowder just happened to be the first link I found.
https://notthebee.com/article/...dude-soiled-himself-


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May 20, 2022, 03:42 PM
Balzé Halzé
Probably fake. Crowder even admitted on his show it was likely fake the day after he showed it.

And Crowder is great and genuinely funny by the way.


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May 20, 2022, 03:45 PM
ZSMICHAEL
OK. But this bit sucked.
May 20, 2022, 05:10 PM
Balzé Halzé
Haha, ok, I'll give you that.


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May 20, 2022, 06:35 PM
sig77
I saw this the other day. Hilarious



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May 20, 2022, 11:51 PM
flashguy
The reactions of the guy were so obviously planned and fake. I know if that had happened to me my reactions would have been much different.

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May 21, 2022, 12:09 AM
Georgeair
Wait. So seeing it doesn't make it true?



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May 21, 2022, 03:13 AM
Prefontaine
I don’t care if it’s fake. It’s hilarious. “That’s what your bitch ass gets”. LMAO. I cannot tell you how much I wish I could do something like this. You wanna ignore my no soliciting sign on my security storm door placed high, right in your face, cool. As soon as you ring my doorbell 8 boat horns will be played all at once for 5 seconds. I wouldn’t want this auto enabled. Don’t want to ruin the UPS man or USPS man’s day, but “bitch ass” sales people? Oh yeah, please make an app for that, and a kit and sign my ass up.



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May 21, 2022, 05:35 AM
gearhounds
Clearly fake- smoke does not dissipate like that. Since the homeowner would likely be charged for creating a boobytrap, a fake vid on the internet might deter some porch pirates; a better deterrent might be dogs protecting their private property.




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May 21, 2022, 06:24 AM
Blume9mm
Now I have to go back and watch it again.... I didn't think it was fake... no body can act that good with their pants down.......
unless they are a porn star.


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May 21, 2022, 09:10 AM
justjoe
Fake.

For one thing of many possible, if you are so scared and panicked that you shit yourself, at that moment the fact that you shit yourself is the last thing on your mind. But this guy immediately is obsessed with sniffing his own poop, which he finds so interesting that he has to go back and keep sniffing it. Roll Eyes


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May 21, 2022, 05:57 PM
flashguy
Would that be characterized as a "booby trap"? Most states have laws against those.

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May 21, 2022, 07:53 PM
nhtagmember
Not enough flash. He can still see. Not nearly enough bang as he is still upright.

There should be hunting permits for porch pirates.