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egregore
His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Posts: 29131 | Location: Johnson City, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
ugeesta
This Space for Rent
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Who needs American Express when you have access to fresh, uncirculated American dollars.



We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye

Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH.
 
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zoom6zoom
Delusions of Adequacy
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Boris and Natasha penetrate the Bureau of Engraving.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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PHPaul
Three Generations
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"I appreciate the thought, but please don't try to tuck those in my g-string."



Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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egregore
His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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41
Only the strong survive
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New print version for toilet paper.


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pbslinger
Edge seeking
Sharp blade!
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"I've got lots and can print more" turns the head of even the most jaded gold diggers.
 
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Krazeehorse
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So you have $32. I don't give a sheet.


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walker77
Purveyor of Death
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Trophy wives are not cheap.
 
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tatortodd
Drill Here, Drill Now
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Only my husband's fingerprints will be on these


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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preten2b
No ethanol!
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I get 1/2 of e v e r y t h i n g !


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
 
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TXJIM
Funny Man
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The only sheet she is willing to get under with me.


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apprentice
Experienced Slacker
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Something, something, gangsta!
 
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LS1 GTO
The Unmanned Writer
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That's gotta be one large g-string they're planning to see.





Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
Posts: 14269 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
sjtill
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Kevin Williamson, a writer at National Review who remains steadfastly neverTrump, had this to say about this photo:

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And she was back in the news this week, visiting the plant at which U.S. currency is printed. Dressed in some ridiculous Kylo Ren get-up, she struck a pouty model pose while holding a sheet of uncut dollars in one black-leather-gloved hand. (Because normal people wear leather gloves indoors.) But the adoration in her eyes was something to behold, and who could fail to be moved, at least a little, by the sight of Louise Linton photographed with the love of her life?


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bendable
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sure, sure it would be nice for the guest bathroom , but its going to clash with the counter tops and we'll have to get different towels




Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.


Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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fiasconva
The 2nd guarantees the 1st
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I'm checking out her ass while no one is watching.


"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
 
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roarindan
32nd degree
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two of these gets you happy ending


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RAMIUS
It's not you,
it's me.
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Who are these people?
 
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Micropterus
Truth Wins
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It's the treasury secretary and his wife.


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