I am a AR owner. I confess it is not that big a deal for me, since my time with it in the service took the newness off of it. But since I own a Glock, I figure I should have an AR, too.
Because thats what you do....

I was going to say three, because I have a 20" A2 HBAR, a 16" carbine, and a 26" match rifle. But then I remembered that I also have a couple of stripped lowers too, and since ATF considers those to be firearms, I guess I own 5.

Wow. There sure seem to be a lot of boating accidents around here...