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Stick Shift Instructions for Millenials

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June 09, 2018, 08:41 PM
2000Z-71
Stick Shift Instructions for Millenials
Got invited to the Porsche 70th Anniversary celebration today at Penske Porsche. Fun event with some really awesome cars on display, including a 959. The one that left me laugh was the handwritten note in the passenger side footwell of a gorgeous black 356 Speedster. Really, you're one of the premier Porsche dealers and you need basic instructions like this?






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June 09, 2018, 08:48 PM
wreckdiver
Well, as a top notch dealership, they don't want it treated like an automatic Razz


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June 09, 2018, 08:52 PM
reloader-1
Millennial and stick driver here... (as is my younger wife, we both have MT vehicles)

The shift pattern could just be informational, it’s fairly uncommon nowadays for anyone to drive a 4-speed. They probably don’t want boomers, gen-x or millennials flailing about the pattern.
June 09, 2018, 08:52 PM
Jelly
Really? Big Grin


June 09, 2018, 08:58 PM
hile
Every stick shift I've ever driven had the pattern on the little emblem embossed in the shifter handle. At least until that fell off anyway.
June 09, 2018, 09:04 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by hile:
Every stick shift I've ever driven had the pattern on the little emblem embossed in the shifter handle. At least until that fell off anyway.
I remember many that did not have the pattern. Either plain, or maybe the vehicle brand's logo.



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June 09, 2018, 09:09 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by hile:
Every stick shift I've ever driven had the pattern on the little emblem embossed in the shifter handle. At least until that fell off anyway.
I remember many that did not have the pattern. Either plain, or maybe the vehicle brand's logo.

Yeah, I remember Reverse being down and right on some.


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June 09, 2018, 09:14 PM
reloader-1
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Yeah, I remember Reverse being down and right on some.


There’s down and left in some older Camaros, and a shift collar on older Subarus and a few other makes.

To add further complexity, some reverse gears require you to push down on the knob (like this 356) and others (BMW) are straight over, with no downward motion required.
June 09, 2018, 09:35 PM
f2
and then there's column shifting. doing that on a right hand drive overseas was fun.
June 09, 2018, 10:04 PM
slosig
quote:
Originally posted by f2:
and then there's column shifting. doing that on a right hand drive overseas was fun.

I learned in an old ranch truck with a “three on a tree”. The driving I did in the UK (in an old Morris 1300 I had and a few rentals) all involved floor (or console) shifts though.
June 09, 2018, 10:20 PM
Edmond
quote:
Originally posted by f2:
and then there's column shifting. doing that on a right hand drive overseas was fun.


Drove a truck like that in Afghanistan. It wasn't very fun.


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June 09, 2018, 10:36 PM
bettysnephew
I consider the manual transmission a theft deterrent. Not too many of the younger set have a clue as to how to drive one. Probably even fewer of the thug set.



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June 10, 2018, 06:48 AM
Fredward
I've had the experience of service centers having to page the store for a "tech" who could drive a stick when servicing my Taco. I insisted my daughters learn to drive a manual transmission. It worked out well, my oldest used to drive an old surplus deuce and a half on her first real job.
June 10, 2018, 07:17 AM
Anush
The concept is hard for many to understand. Many, many years ago (1971) I purchased a Kawasaki 90 for my wife. My sister learned to drive on a 3 speed Mustang V8 with unassisted clutch & my Triumph TR4A when I was wearing Army green. My wife had only driven an automatic. My sister was riding the motorcycle with ease in a few minutes. It took my wife days to learn the concept of a clutch & gears.


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June 10, 2018, 07:27 AM
Eponym
My first "car" was a '66 Dodge van with three on the three. What a clunky shifter! Sometimes I had to crawl under the side and kick the linkages to unstick them.
June 10, 2018, 07:56 AM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by Jelly:
Really? Big Grin

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I had a friend with a ‘69 Chevelle SS. He yanked out the already strong engine and essentially made it a Pro Street type car. He had one of those Hurst Straight-Line Shifters in it. The neutral gate is heavily spring loaded such that the shift from 2nd to 3rd is just “slam it forward.” That car was scary fast.


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June 10, 2018, 07:56 AM
Rinehart
Once I had a 1960's Mercedes 190 diesel with a 4-Speed Column Shift. That wasn't something you saw every day.

Back in the day we also had a number of Korean-War military surplus trucks we used in our business on the beaches of the Outer Banks. All of them required double-clutching (or the "double-shuffle").
Great learning experiences... I often miss clutches.
June 10, 2018, 07:59 AM
henryaz
 
I took my driving test for my license in TX in 1960, in a 1957 DeSoto with three on the tree. It was the actually the same car we had used in the driver's ed class. I have always owned manuals since then. Probably would need instructions on how to operate an automatic. Smile
 
June 10, 2018, 08:21 AM
Ripley
quote:
Originally posted by Jelly:
Really? Big Grin


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Love how he flaps his elbow going into and during 2nd. He's flying. Big Grin The cigarillo is icing on the cake.




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June 10, 2018, 08:45 AM
Blackmore
My favorites to master were the 4 on the column Saab 95 and, of course, the old Land Rover with the super tight spacing between gears and non-synchro R, 1 & 2.


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