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Duck sex question
March 29, 2020, 07:40 PM
David WDuck sex question
We have 4 ducks at the moment, we are getting 3 eggs a day and I think I want to get rid of (eat) the male duck to save on feeding. My wife read that ducks can change sexes and if this true I don't want to eliminate a male just to get another added. I think it sounds crazy but she isn't one to believe anything.
David W.
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gearhoundsGoogle says yes (apparently) from several different sources. Females can become males. I’m sure it’s not an overnight thing but regardless, I had no idea...
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bigwagonIf that's true, it lends a whole to meaning to the phrase, "fuck a duck."
March 29, 2020, 07:52 PM
280noslerDavid - hope you are well. Been a while since we have chatted.
As for your ducks - I didn't know that. Are they penned ducks?
March 29, 2020, 07:57 PM
.38supersigThat is quackers.
March 29, 2020, 08:04 PM
TMatsI don’t know. I opened the thread just to see what a “duck sex” question looked like.
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March 29, 2020, 08:06 PM
kkinaI knew that frogs can do that. Never heard that ducks can, too.
March 29, 2020, 08:21 PM
mikeyspizzaquote:
Originally posted by bigwagon:
If that's true, it lends a whole to meaning to the phrase, "fuck a duck."
March 29, 2020, 08:30 PM
TXJIMA little more Google lead to an article explaining that this transition would be due to the loss of an ovarie from injury, disease, etc which would halt the production of female hormones which results in the expression of male characteristics. This is not, like amphibians, a reproductive strategy triggered by the lack of a male in the flock.
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-40016817
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March 29, 2020, 09:48 PM
pbslingerI'll ask my wife, she's expert at ducking sex.
March 29, 2020, 10:14 PM
doublesharpanybody else ever hear:
fuck a duck
screw a pigeon
go to hell and get religion
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March 29, 2020, 10:38 PM
V-TailI was expecting this thread to be about bestiality. With feathers and webbed feet. And Groucho Marx.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 29, 2020, 10:39 PM
preten2bquote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
I'll ask my wife, she's expert at ducking sex.
for the win
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March 29, 2020, 11:26 PM
XLTquote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
I'll ask my wife, she's expert at ducking sex.
For the win is right
March 29, 2020, 11:50 PM
Sailor1911 Who's Your Daddy
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GWbikerNow I know where that term "He's a queer Duck" came from.
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March 30, 2020, 12:49 AM
irreverentNo. Just no. Birds don’t change sex. Amphibians can, not birds.
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March 30, 2020, 05:13 AM
PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by pbslinger:
I'll ask my wife, she's expert at ducking sex.
Mrs. PHPaul has an identical twin?
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
March 30, 2020, 05:57 AM
Jman78quote:
Originally posted by doublesharp:
anybody else ever hear:
fuck a duck
screw a pigeon
go to hell and get religion
Nope... the version I herd went like this:
Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the zoo!
March 30, 2020, 06:22 AM
Hay2baleDo you really believe what you read on Google?
If so, please stop it.
Eat the duck.
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