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I spent some time staying with friends years ago at their Ostrich farm and learned a thing or two about these strange looking critters. They can be very dangerous. The knee bends forward and their kick can kill large predators like lions. A peck from the beak is no picnic either. They run 45 mph. They have a very small brain. To handle them you cover their head with a sock and can then walk them around easily with a leash. They can accidentally kill themselves if they miss a forward kick and connect at their own neck, cutting their jugular vein. As I said, they aren't very smart. The meat is excellent and very healthy. Looks and tastes like a steak with no unhealthy fat and very low in cholesterol. ___________________________ Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible. | |||
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Truth Seeker |
That ostrich seemed to be a little more “frisky” than wanting to “attack”. NRA Benefactor Life Member | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Plus you can make one hell of an omelet from one of their eggs. Jus' sayin'. (I've always thought that the real tragedy of the dinosaur extinction (excepting birds) is that we'll never get to eat them. Some of them could have been mighty tasty.) When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Res ipsa loquitur |
My local Cabelas used to sell Ostrich meat sandwiches in their restaurant. As you said, the meat is very good. __________________________ | |||
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hello darkness my old friend |
you can make holsters out of Ostrich. | |||
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So, how do the boots fit? Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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What you want to avoid is that dinosaur foot with the big toe nail… ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
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I put that on my list of things never to fuck with a long time ago. I saw a video of one killing a lioness and figured if she got the business, what could it do to me. Any big-ass bird, Emus, Cassowaries, they will all completely destroy you if given the opportunity. | |||
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There used to be a large ostrich ranch about 1/2 way between Tucson and Phoenix. Folks could stop and feed them and take pictures. I have no idea if it is still in operation. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Go pee before watching this. You have been warned... When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Is your intention to kill the planet too? I know they are alien looking bastards, but until Elon Musk builds the Big Space Ship to take us all away, we need to be judicious in our use of the 10mm. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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The Ice Cream Man |
Guajolote Grande… (They are dangerous, and there’s a S TX joke/legend about Guajolote Grande…) | |||
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Official forum SIG Pro enthusiast |
I wonder if this trick also works with a cassowary? The cassowary is a lot like an ostrich but with the addition of a velociraptor like claw. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The price of liberty and even of common humanity is eternal vigilance | |||
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Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
Passed it many times. Right by Picacho Peak. For the unknowing, Picacho in Spanish is Peak, so, in English it's Peak Peak Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Rance. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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Semper Fi - 1775 |
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Get busy living or get busy dying! |
A male ostrich can be a very dangerous animal. My parents owned an ostrich ranch, sold before the bust. The only way I ever got in a cage with one was with a 8 foot shepherds hook. You can manipulate the neck with the hook and therefore control the bird. The forward kick with that big toenail can be deadly. Yes, the meat is very lean and tasty. | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
Can't find the meme, so I recreated it. I would NOT willingly mess with one of those. Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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