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The horrifying, racist banana peel. :-/
September 01, 2017, 09:16 PM
wrightdThe horrifying, racist banana peel. :-/
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Originally posted by darthfuster:
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Originally posted by bigdeal:
An entire generation of utterly worthless morons.
Wait until they have power and you don't anymore...
Yep, it's a problem. Obama and the demoncrats ruined a whole generation. Maybe we'll get lucky if some of them end up working for a normal person who doesn't believe in crap.
Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster September 02, 2017, 07:24 AM
Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by sadlerbw:
Ok, I guess we must not have gone over this on 'shit white folks can't do cause its racist' day when I was in school because I honestly don't understand. Really, I'm not seeing the connection. Can anyone explain why the banana peel is racist? Is it because it was in the tree or something?
I'm not joking, I can't figure this one out.
- Bret
Because of this. Some idiot hung bananas from a tree in mini nuses. And because they are retarded.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis September 02, 2017, 07:45 AM
braillediverAnyone remember this incident from 1993?
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Water buffalo incident
"Shut up, you water buffalo"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_buffalo_incident
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The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.
September 02, 2017, 08:57 AM
mr kablammoIn Europe the soccer hooligans throw bananas at the black players.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
September 02, 2017, 09:27 AM
ensigmaticquote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
Wait, I think I'm getting the hang of this. I wear blue jeans. Blue jeans are made from cotton. Black slaves used to pick cotton. Wearing blue jeans means I support slavery.
Worse: They're, you know,
blue. Blue is the cop colour, and cops are part of the system The Man uses to hold People Of Colour down.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher September 02, 2017, 09:33 AM
RAMIUSquote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
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Originally posted by trapper189:
Wait, I think I'm getting the hang of this. I wear blue jeans. Blue jeans are made from cotton. Black slaves used to pick cotton. Wearing blue jeans means I support slavery.
Worse: They're, you know,
blue. Blue is the cop colour, and cops are part of the system The Man uses to hold People Of Colour down.
Ha! This I think we just invented a new party game.
I'll call it "6 Degrees of Racism".
Players will pick a card from a deck. The card will have a photo of an object on it. For instance, a bottle of contact lens cleaner. The player will then have to make the connection within 6 degrees how contact lens cleaner is racist.
Fun for the whole SJW family!
September 02, 2017, 09:36 AM
erj_pilotWell then if THIS is the new standard, I'm gonna be REALLY pissed when someone starts throwing lasagna and meatballs in the bushes!!!
Sincerely,
A dago, guinea, wop, goombah.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 September 02, 2017, 09:40 AM
braillediverI once called a "guinea tee" a "wife beater"- Who and how many different groups did I insult, offend or otherwise impune?
http://www.urbandictionary.com...ea+tee&defid=5591629A white, ribbed, sleevless tee-shirt. Known also as a wife-beater singlet or a muscle shirt. Worn primarily as an undershirt, as its name implies, generally worn as a normal shirt on any given day by Itallian-Americans (Guineas, or the New Jersey sub-species of 'guidos') from Brooklyn, hence the name; "Guinea Tee". Usually found in its natural habitat along coexistant species such as the baseball bat, Mets hats, and copius amounts of hair gel.
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The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.
September 02, 2017, 12:54 PM
Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by braillediver:
I once called a "guinea tee" a "wife beater"- Who and how many different groups did I insult, offend or otherwise impune?
http://www.urbandictionary.com...ea+tee&defid=5591629A white, ribbed, sleevless tee-shirt. Known also as a wife-beater singlet or a muscle shirt. Worn primarily as an undershirt, as its name implies, generally worn as a normal shirt on any given day by Itallian-Americans (Guineas, or the New Jersey sub-species of 'guidos') from Brooklyn, hence the name; "Guinea Tee". Usually found in its natural habitat along coexistant species such as the baseball bat, Mets hats, and copius amounts of hair gel.
Definition is incorrect:
Missing gold chains and 3x normal amount of cologne, and driving IROC Z.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis September 02, 2017, 01:03 PM
trapper189quote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
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Originally posted by trapper189:
Wait, I think I'm getting the hang of this. I wear blue jeans. Blue jeans are made from cotton. Black slaves used to pick cotton. Wearing blue jeans means I support slavery.
Worse: They're, you know,
blue. Blue is the cop colour, and cops are part of the system The Man uses to hold People Of Colour down.
Ha! This I think we just invented a new party game.
I'll call it "6 Degrees of Racism".
Players will pick a card from a deck. The card will have a photo of an object on it. For instance, a bottle of contact lens cleaner. The player will then have to make the connection within 6 degrees how contact lens cleaner is racist.
Fun for the whole SJW family!
There could be two special cards: one with a white snowflake and the other would have a black snowflake. If you pull the whiteflake card you lose a turn. If you pull the blackflake card you win the game. Maybe a third card: the reparations card were you lose all your points and distribute the evenly to the other players. And an agitator card were you can punch anyone playing with no consequences.
The game would have to be out in time for Christmas, err the holidays. Wouldn't want to trigger anyone.
September 02, 2017, 01:13 PM
RAMIUSquote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
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Originally posted by RAMIUS:
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Originally posted by ensigmatic:
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Originally posted by trapper189:
Wait, I think I'm getting the hang of this. I wear blue jeans. Blue jeans are made from cotton. Black slaves used to pick cotton. Wearing blue jeans means I support slavery.
Worse: They're, you know,
blue. Blue is the cop colour, and cops are part of the system The Man uses to hold People Of Colour down.
Ha! This I think we just invented a new party game.
I'll call it "6 Degrees of Racism".
Players will pick a card from a deck. The card will have a photo of an object on it. For instance, a bottle of contact lens cleaner. The player will then have to make the connection within 6 degrees how contact lens cleaner is racist.
Fun for the whole SJW family!
There could be two special cards: one with a white snowflake and the other would have a black snowflake. If you pull the whiteflake card you lose a turn. If you pull the blackflake card you win the game. Maybe a third card: the reparations card were you lose all your points and distribute the evenly to the other players. And an agitator card were you can punch anyone playing with no consequences.
The game would have to be out in time for Christmas, err the holidays. Wouldn't want to trigger anyone.
Ha!
"Sorry Timmy, you pulled the white snowflake card. Despite the fact that you're only 6 years old, you merely being born makes you directly responsible for slavery and all the world's ills. You're literally Hitler Timmy...Hitler."